Yakov Smirnoff

Late Cold War-era comedian popular for the "In Soviet Russia" jokes.



yakov smirnoff
After you jackoff your load onto your partners face, you schmear the tip of your penis anywhere on their face, preferably on the upper lip.
Example:
"After I gave my girl a 'zombie' last night, I gave her a Yakov Smirnoff right across her upper lip and nose. Man was she pissed!!"


Pulling a Yakov Smirnoff
When you’re complaining about something another person says and/or does and respond with the same sentiment from your own perspective.
Example:
“Carl’s always saying horrible, violent, insensitive, anti-gay and homophobic sh*t. I wish he would die in an AIDS fire.”

“Dude, Carl’s a huge d*ck but you’re totally pulling a Yakov Smirnoff here.”


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