Kali

she’s one of the most beautiful people on the planet, and her laugh is adorable, despite how much she insults it. however, her appearance is nothing compared to her personality. she’s a soft floofball, but she continuously denies it. she’s funny and kind, but is also capable of discussions, and is intelligent as hecc. her deep shower thoughts are brilliant and she’s amazing at everything she does, from sports to music to art. she says her paintings are bad, but one look at them and you’ll know it’s not true. she can be an asshat but she’s infuriatingly lovable and will make you blush. if you ever meet a hard-working, amazing kali at a soccer camp or a school or at work, remember that she deserves the world.



Kali
She is the most amazing person in the world. She lights everything up with her smile and laugh. She is artistic and looks at life abstractly. She is the best a cuddling and cheering everyone up. She is hard to get but any man who does is in for the best time of his life. She is cute and fairylike.
Example:
Hey that girl Kali is the bomb!


Kali
know as a goddess for power, beauty and the art of pushing someone out of their boundary line in order for them to grow. This goddess is more than a good friend but a beautiful creature. With hair flowing long and beautiful eyes no one can resist her. Although at the first meeting she may be timid but it is only hiding the wild goddess inside of her. To be friends with someone named Kali is like having good luck for the rest of your life.
Example:
1."If you were like Kali maybe i would bang you"
2. "Why cant you be like a Kali, there so perfect?"


Kali
1. A really amazing girl who everyone looks up to. She's gorgeous but people don't love her for her looks. She stands up for what is right and wont tolerate stupidity or obnoxiousness from anyone. She does her best to help people when they need it, but has no sympathy for people who ignored her original advice and got into trouble. She is a down-to-earth chick with a fun, caring personality. (Generally does what makes her happy.)
Example:
She totally just pulled a Kali, she doesn't take any shit!

Woah, i wish i was Kali. She can do whatever she wants and people still love her!


Kali
A short girl with hair so brown it's almost black, cute face, long legs, sexy body, and a walk that would make a gay man straight. Hangs out with people who can make her laugh, and is naive, but still incredibly smart. Typically doesn't know the effect she has on her guy friends. One of the greatest friends you will ever have.
Example:
DAMN, I think I'm in love with her!
Dude, that's Kali.
Oh. That explains it.


Kali
From all available evidence, this woman was possessed of a beauty beyond compare. This sonnet was found written on the hearts of any man who met her, “I have been enslaved by bliss”. Anthropologists often mistook her for a “goddess of destruction” but evidence has confirmed that the destruction that surrounded her was due to the effect she had on men. Scholars generally refer to her now as, “the goddess of distraction”. It was impossible to accomplish anything in her presence. Although her beauty is immortal, she is apparently possessed of many skills. It is said that if a man could restrain himself from expressing his undying love for her, an event which usually occurred within the first few minutes of gazing upon her beauty, you would gain a lifelong friend and protector. So fierce was she in battle that it is said her eyes alone could save a kingdom from destruction. Additionally, all of the arts increased in her time. Every man sought to become an artist in the classic sense in order to win her favor. It is said that more men were musicians, sculptors, poets and painters in this period of our human history than in any other. The scope of this definition makes it impossible to treat the extant works extolling her beauty. So sensual was this goddess that it is claimed that the famed library of Alexandria was comprised mostly of the hopes of men, written in ink, that they should not die before they tasted the fruits of her love.
Example:
Kali, her breasts are as the full moon, no man may shift his gaze from upon them

Kali, her face it dims the sun, no light can compare

Kali I have seen, my love is now immortal


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