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punched in the face

When you drink mass amounts of liquor quickly, and you feel the same until 15 minutes later when it crushes yo' face. Hence, the liquor metaphorically punches you right in the face.

Punch to the Face

by titanfan/dreed on Mar 11, 2009 07:52:23

A game in which the goal is lolz. The way to play is simple. You must make a sign that says "Punch to the Face" and draw a fist under it. You must then place that sign in a hidden spot where someone will find it. Rules for hiding:

1. The sign cannot be placed the open.
2. You can never hide a Punch to the Face sign in the same place as before.
3. You can never hide a Punch to the Face sign where someone else has hidden one.
4. You cannot force someone or trick someone into seeing a sign.
5. No lame spots

The Punch to the Face can be any size and be made in anyway you can imagine. The more creative the better.

Should you be a victim of a truly epic Punch to the Face sign, you must shout to the heavens in anguish as though God himself has punched you in the Face.

Example:
The first ever punch to the face:

Joe grabs Jim's phone while Jim is not looking. He quickly takes a picture of his fist and makes it the background. He then types a banner that says "Punch to the Face" and places the phone back down. Hours later Jim picks up the phone only to be punched in the face. Jim reacts horribly and vows revenge.

punch in the face

by Bagelhat on Oct 18, 2010 09:00:54

When one's fist unwillingly (or sometimes willingly) makes an other-than-delicate connection with your face.

Example:
Rick was being a wicked jerk, so he totally got a punch in the face.

punched in the face by urine

by tinogrrl on Jan 12, 2011 09:26:01

metaphoric phrase that describes what one experiences when urinating after having consumed a significant amount of asparagus.

Example:
Dani - "Have you ever noticed that your pee smells funny after eating asparagus? It's like being punched in the face by urine!"

verbally punched in the face

by Kiteshugo on Jun 08, 2010 22:53:41

The act of using words to create the same feeling generated by being punched in the face.

Example:
Girl: Zack you're such an stupid guy, I'm gonna copulate with your best friend!

Zack: Well I just got verbally punched in the face!

Punch Me Face

by ShaneP!!! on Jun 11, 2007 08:34:29

A term given to a person, usually a man, that has an excruciating characteristic, usually physical, that makes you unwillingly want to deck them in the face. They pretty much look like huge assholes, you'll know one when you see one. They may not necessarily be an asshole. Jack Nicholson and AJ Pierzynski have intense punch me faces.

Example:
"I got fired from work today."
"No shit? Why?"
"I don't know, my boss just has this punch me face."

punch the face of god

by ADCS on May 22, 2009 00:36:15

The most epic action imaginable. Must be done while wearing a wolf shirt. Successful completion of this action will bring total consciousness and a plethora of lulz.

Example:
Climb the highest mountain, punch the face of God

punch you in the face

by Bitch-monkey on Jun 03, 2009 06:25:34

Sometimes, someone will threaten to punch you in the face when you have upset them to some degree. This is considered, amongst the lower primates (see bro), to be one of the best ways to win an argument. Typically, the implication is that, by punching you in the face, the "victor" would be vindicated. Also, this often implies that you are a gigantic faggot... as opposed to the guy punching you... who is always totally straight.

Beware those who actually WILL punch you in the face rather than just threaten to do so. They can often be identified by the imprints of some guy's teeth on their knuckles.

Example:
Guy A: "Dude, why are you sucking that guy's dick?"

Guy B: "Shut up! I'll punch you in the face if you say I'm gay!"

Guy A: "Yeah, THAT'LL prove you're not gay..."

Punch me in the face

by girlfriendgoat on Aug 23, 2018 02:15:47

When someone's so attractive, any physical contact will do. People who feel a strong attraction to a good looking person will often throw this term around. Variants include "kick my ass into outer space", "stomp on me", etc.

Example:
"Ugh, Fletcher Shears is so hot, I want him to punch me in the face!"
alternatively
"Punch me in the face please."

Someone who's never been punched in the face

by NibbaDestroyer on Apr 08, 2021 09:37:03

A sardonic, informal term used to address an obnoxious person. Especially one who often says things to unfairly upset or demean others. It is based on the premise that because people have always chosen to physically restrain themselves around the person in question, they've never had to stop, reconsider and change their offensive behavior.

Example:
God, Moe Lester is always such an insufferable little asshole. He's definitely someone who's never been punched in the face.

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