Deadshit
by Affabeck Lauder on Sep 22, 2017 22:39:18
In Australian speech
deadshit is used for someone who is the lowest of the low. You can call your friend a bastard, fuckwit or cunt if you are momentarily mad at them, and it puts them
on notice that you are
not amused, but if you call them a deadshit , then the relationship is pretty much over. It signifies a line has been crossed.
deadshit-ton
by NearLight on Oct 25, 2008 05:03:48
1. A shit so excruciatingly massive and voluminous that the shittee blacks out every now and then from straining to
pinch it off.
2. The kind of diarrhea that just keeps coming out in a
soupy mix of week-old tacos and
gastric juices that dehydrates the shitter to the point of hallucination.
Example:
"Jesus Christ, did you hear John
on the throne last night? He must've
excreted a deadshit-ton because he came out an hour later with a
lute telling everyone he was Sarah Palin."
deadshit-ton
by NearLight on Oct 25, 2008 04:51:50
Defined as the amount of shit-tonnage any person can carry at once before they kill themselves. Also used to describe the carrying capacity of
U.S.
Naval ships.
Example:
"What with his girlfriend cheating on him with his sister, and his WoW account being
suspended indefinitely, John had a deadshit-ton of problems he couldn't
bear."