Jorgen

The horse that cannot be replaced. The great horse that followed Pewdiepie during his adventures in Minecraft. The horse that has died bravely as it was "supposed to go into the Nether".



Jorgen
A norweigen Person who lusts for tomatoes
Example:
Woah your eating those like a Jorgen!


Jorgen
Adjective Usage
A person whom is influenced by his name which leads him to depression and the love for tomatoes. Jorgens' are people who need desperate attention and tomatoes.
Jorgens' also like stuffing tomatoes in they're face and are highly psychotic when they're tomatoes are taken away from them.
The plural form of Jorgen is Jorgens'.
Verb Usage
Rapidly eaten(ing).
Past tense - Jorgen'd

Present Continuous tense- Jorgen'ing
Example:
Adjective -

Someone get that JORGEN out of the tomato patch or we'll lose everything!
Why did you steal that JORGEN's tomato? Now we're dead!
Verb -

Just look at that guy JORGEN'ing our tomato patch! Everything will be gone in no time!
Nooo! Our tomato patch has been JORGEN'd
Jorgen jorgen'd on jorgen jorgen'ing on a tomatoes.


Jorgen
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Jorgen Von Strangle
The boss of all fairies and the enforcer of "Da Rules" for all fairies in the Fairly Odd Parents universe. He is also extremely muscular and the strongest fairy in Fairy World.
Example:
Cosmo: Oh no, if we break Da Rules, then Jorgen Von Strangle will punish us!

Wanda: Then let's not break the rules. He is, after all, the strongest fairy in existence.


Jorgen Justification
To Justify an action based on the person's personality.

After knowing a person's previous doings as an expectation to justify an action.

Most typically used in arguments, phrases, or jokes (Most likely jokes)
Example:
"Why'd he have to beat me up? :("
"Because he's John"
"Oh don't use the Jorgen Justification on me, you're better than that."


Jorgen
A Jorgen is someone who is chatty as hell and gives no fucks.

He knows philosophy well which is a bad thing. His philosophical knowledge will make you doubt your entire existence and put you into a vegetative state.

His inability to sleep until 3am ruins his friend’s sleep schedules but somehow he can survive that way every night.

Jorgen is in a screamo emo band and has full sleeve tattoos - probably one with a goat too.
He likes to dress quirky by wearing different colored socks and shoes, leading to others calling him unprofessional.
Although he loves his wife and cats, he is a also a huge cunt. The cuntiest cunt if you ever did meet one.

Overall: A great friend - but a huge bitch snake.
Example:
Paige: Did you hear that Jorgen’s lecture on simulations put Dan into a coma?

Brookelyn: Yeah he’s such a cunting bitch snake.


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