Kitchen Table
This is a
5-way gay sex position that consists of 5 different roles. First there is the table himself who is leaning over at a 90 degree angle. To help support him, we have the table legs who is supporting the table by laying face up on the floor supporting the table’s chest with his feet and jerking off the table with his arms. Then, there are two chairs. Chair one is fucking the table in the ass and the other is getting sucked off by the table. To finish off the position, there is
the tablecloth which is another guy, laying face up on top of the table, being blown by chair one and making out with the other. Only the table legs is getting the short end of the stick and therefore positions should be rotated however the weight of the table and the tablecloth must be considered. Heavier men are suggested to be the chairs or table legs.
kitchen table talk
by TheRealRoommate on Dec 18, 2018 20:05:27
A discussion between family (e.g. cousins) or close friends at a table or other private setting, where the two (or more) of you can have completely open, often deep, conversation. The key to kitchen table talk is the ability to throw the dirtiest
shade, talk shit, and spill
piping hot tea, that would not be typically be acceptable in every day society.
What happens at
the kitchen table, stays at the kitchen table.
Example:
Girl 1: This is going to sound really
shady, but...
Girl 2:
It's okay girl, this is kitchen table talk.
Kitchen table polyamory
by Edgeofinsanity13 on Aug 24, 2021 11:42:14
Kitchen table is a style of
polyamory that places emphasis on
family-style connections among the people involved in a network, whether they're romantically involved with each other or not. The name comes from the idea that everyone involved would be comfortable gathering around the
kitchen table for a meal.
Kitchen table blues
by Rostiboots on Mar 21, 2011 03:01:12
Another typical pointless night of you and your friends doing drugs and drinking at a
kitchen table at home, instead of going to a bar or
disco. The fact that people keep changing the music you have just put on, seems to be considered normal, as well as a constant wave of racist/sexist
slurs.
Example:
Carl: He john, how was your weekend?
John:
Mwah,
kitchen table blues with steve and dan.
Carl: You should really go out more dude.
John: Yeah, i know.
under the kitchen table
by Jez Me on Sep 25, 2010 08:54:55
Example:
She'll
do any man, any way, any time. She's
like a bitch under the kitchen table waiting for some
scraps to fall.
kitchen table
by Remy69 on Oct 27, 2017 03:41:15
kitchen table lady
by bottomlless on Nov 15, 2010 11:41:59
Example:
Empty-nester who decides to
dust off her twenty-five year old education degree and tutor local kids at her
kitchen table, hence the term "kitchen table lady". Because she's a bit older people think she knows what she's doing, but since she hasn't kept up with changes in the field all of her methods are outdated. Also applies to decorators, designers, therapists etc. who may be well-intentioned, but are too backwards to do any good.
kitchen table circ
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp on Jul 10, 2022 02:40:22
Usually passed down from generations, when
a dad circumsizes his son on a
kitchen table, or just a really bad
circ job