lactose
Example:
He has a lactose personality.
He has a lactose personality.
Lactose
When your dick squirts from out of your body and the girl starts spraying semen from her breastsLactose Cans
Voluptuous perky tits that are a product of perfection sans the lactation. You wouldn't want to suckle on anything else once you see these.
Example:
What Westley meant to tell Buttercup in Princess Bride was ... "There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world; it would be a pity to damage your lactose cans"
What Westley meant to tell Buttercup in Princess Bride was ... "There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world; it would be a pity to damage your lactose cans"
lactose intolerant
Lactose intolerant is when someone can't eat dairy foods because of the lactose content. When someone who is lactose intolerant eats dairy without taking a pill, that person has horrible bellyaches.
Lactose Overload
lactose belligerent
a condition in which a person considers themself lactose-intolerant and agressively enforces their dietary needs as a lifestyle choice, oftentimes in order to alter the eating habits of those around them
Lactose Intolerant
Lactose intolerance is not a disorder.
It is actually more common in the world than lactose tolerance.
Originally, people in the world were all lactose intolerant. Their bodies ceased the production of the enzyme lactase after an early age.
Their diets did not contain much milk anyways, so it was not a problem.
Somewhere in Europe, a mutation occured where lactase continued to be produced through adulthood.
Lactose tolerance is a dominant allele, so the trait became very common in Western Europe.
It is actually more common in the world than lactose tolerance.
Originally, people in the world were all lactose intolerant. Their bodies ceased the production of the enzyme lactase after an early age.
Their diets did not contain much milk anyways, so it was not a problem.
Somewhere in Europe, a mutation occured where lactase continued to be produced through adulthood.
Lactose tolerance is a dominant allele, so the trait became very common in Western Europe.
Example:
Person 1: Wow, You're lactose intolerant? Is that some kind of freak mutation?
Person 2: Actually, you have the mutation, sir.
Person 1: Wow, You're lactose intolerant? Is that some kind of freak mutation?
Person 2: Actually, you have the mutation, sir.
Lactose Intolerance
lactose and tolerant
Lactose Snob
A person that has not been clinically diagnosed as lactose intolerant but has fabricated a self diagnosis. The onset of Latosce Snob is usually the result of a traumatic event such as shitting oneself as a grown man.