Lake County

1. The worst county a person can live in inside Florida.2. The only county where you could drink and drive and the cops are doing the same.3. There is a cool steam train that runs there but yet still pisses people off.4. Contains trashy women and dicks for guys.5. Boobs are common.



Lake County
White people everywhere. The only county In California you DON'T wanna live in. Consists of tweakers, old white folks and racist police officers. May or may not find used needles on sidewalks. Cess pool of STDs and hepatitis.
Example:
"Lake county is my hometown."
"That's not something you should be proud of."


Lake County, Indiana
This "Steel Belt" area of the northern Midwest is another example of a dying breed in America that has become all too common in the last 20 years. Lake County is known for it's past historical achievements in gaining government contracts throughout 2 World Wars and the "Reaganomics" stockpiling of arms throughout the 1980's. The area prides itself on being one of the centers of steel and Industrial production along the "Steel Belt" from Erie, Pa up to Green Bay, Wi. However, in the last 15 years, the area continues to inflict misery upon it's inhabitants with it's increasing inflation of pricing in everything from rent ceilings to the subsidy of local unions, who hold politicians at a "gunpoint business" stance so as to continue their stranglehold upon the area's economy. Murder rates have continued to skyrocket in Lake County's cities such as Gary, Hammond and Merrillville, and the oversensitive Black community seems all to eager to pull out their freshly minted "race cards" to bait their way into local jobs and housing markets they intend to later destroy with drugs, gangbangers and lack of work ethic. Long past are the ghosts of "the American Dream" in this area, because quite frankly, a person CANNOT attain a decent job that adequately pays the high taxes and will allow that person to ascend their socio-economic ladder individually. In Lake County, labor unions hold basically all decent waged jobs and have established a vicious "glass ceiling" of hegemony over politics and society at large. Unskilled part time workers are victimized in terms of job availibility to biased companies that wish to hire insincere, lazy minorities to meet their "equal opportunity diversity status quo". This broken economy coupled with physically overcrowded, filthy, crime riddled streets makes this quite possibly the worst choice for a young person wishing to make something of themselves while trying to raise a family.
Example:
Welcome to Lake County, Indiana, owned by NIPSCO.


Lake County, Florida
The central part of lake county, it is where many notable senior citizens go to rot and die. Chock full of small towns, parts are picturesque: Mount Dora (home of the world famous Renniger's Flea Market and Antique Fair Extrvaganzas). These are the parts filled with old people. However, the rest of these dumpey small towns are filled with parents too tired or poor to live anywhere else, with teenaged offspring that, in turn, grow up to live in Lake County.
Example:
"Rachael committed suicide because she couldn't get out of Lake County, Florida, and was afraid to grow old and rot there, much like her parents."


Lake County Lunchable
The act of filling a balloon with a hotdog and all the desired condiments. Once full, the balloon is set in a cooler ready for easy dispensing onto a plate. Tying off the end is optional, and only required if the LC Lunchable cooler is doubling as the beer cooler.
Example:
Daryl: Hank is having a BBQ at the Walmart this evening!
Dominic: I'll whoop up some Lake County Lunchables! Any requests?


Lake county dirty tumble weed
A “Jenny” that never has a real home. A bum tweaker that makes its way through the streets, like a tumble weed, passing syphilis and many other STDs to everyone she contacts. A freeloading tweaker whore.
Example:
Be careful of the lake county dirty tumble weeds Peter, they will scar your dick and make you a loser!


Lake county dirty tumble weed
Blonde hair blue eyed town bicycle in Lake County CA. A 5’2” 100lb “Jennie” that never has an actual home and loves smoking and snorting meth. Distributes STDs around from one guy to the next (like a tumble weed in the wind) collecting grime and garbage in her vagina through her journey of “being free”
Example:
I don’t care what you do with your life sweetie, as long as you don’t become a Lake County dirty tumble weed, I will be proud to be called your father!”


Lake county dirty tumble weed
A blonde hair blue eyed town bicycle from lake county ca. An annoying dumb bitch that never has an actual home who loves snorting and smoking meth. Distributes STDS around from one guy to the next (like tumble weed in the wind) collecting grime and garbage in her rotten smelly vagina through her journey of “being free”
Example:
A nasty lake county dirty tumble weed by the name of Jennie Sainsbury gave my best friend syphilis and lied about it! He said he should have known better because her pussy smelled rotten when she was on top. 🤮


red lake county
Also known as the ugliest county in American and formerly known as and is sometimes still referred to, as Redneck County; people from all over Minnesota and close-by states live here. Farming? Rednecks? Few badasses? Mexicans? Canadians? They have em' all.
Example:
"Hey you're a redneck, you must be from Red Lake County!"


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