Laser Beam

A Laser Beam is another word for a joint.



Laser Beams
adj. in the cool. used to describe a particular situation, sometimes used as a descriptor for individual people or objects.
Example:
Man! It's laser beams out there!

See him? That guy is totally laser beams.


shitting laser beams
When a person eats too much mexican food and upon the time of defecation the subject's feces which is expelled is so extreme and concentrated that the heat is not unlike a "laser-beam".
Example:
"Dude let's not eat at Taco Bell, last time I had some I was shitting laser beams,"


brown laser beam
liquefied shit
Example:
my arse was bubbling and i sit down on the toilet and a jet of liquefied shit shot out my ass like a brown laser beam


frickin laser beam
frickin laser beam (Verb)

1) Used as a swear word, just like the f and s words, however towards an object or problem.

2) From Austin Powers Movie - An evil plan to have sharks with Laser Beams on their heads. Interesting.
Example:
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a. Anger building up, problem not going away, "frickin laser beam."


sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads
1. From the old Austin Powers movie, the awesome quote by Dr. Evil.

2. An exclamation of pain and anger, almost at the point of giving up, but still trying to make it work
Example:
As Dr. Evil eloquently says in the old movie Austin Powers: International Man of Myster:
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? "

" got 2 exams coming up, and yet this douche-bag from my history class keeps calling me up to go hang out with him. And add to that the fact that my car's tire is flat, and on top of that I got blue-balls like nobody's business. Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"


the laser piss beam of death
A term that can be related with Alfred Coleman/paperboxhouse’s role as dr robotnik in snapcube’s sonic adventure 2 fan dub during eggman’s twitter announcement. This term can be used to flex the shit on someone you are about to verbally in real life or physically in a video game destroy.
Example:
Face the laser piss beam of death you moron


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