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LBJ or the "Lateral Blow Job". Named for the position of the person performing the act. Also known from the acronym as "The Presidential" (Lyndon Baines Johnson)LBJ
"Lazy Blow Job". It is when a female gives a blow job while resting her head on the guy's stomach. She may take occasional oral breaks, and switch on and off with the hand. Not as good as a traditional blow job, but still quite enjoyable.
Example:
Female: "I'm tired, let's go to bed."
Male: "Ah man, how 'bout a quick LBJ?"
Female: "Allllright."
Female: "I'm tired, let's go to bed."
Male: "Ah man, how 'bout a quick LBJ?"
Female: "Allllright."
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Splashing someone in the face with scalding hot semen (heated on the stove) just as Lyndon B. Johnson splashed Vietnam with napalm.
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The greatest mixed drink known to mankind. It's the "Lebron James" of mixed drinks. It consists of 1-2 shots of captain morgan spiced rum with about 10 ounces of cream soda. Usually served over ice.
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verb
to hit a mate across the face with one's fallice, especially an asian mate, much in the fashion of presidnet LBJ comparing his own fallice to Ho Chi Minh's.
to hit a mate across the face with one's fallice, especially an asian mate, much in the fashion of presidnet LBJ comparing his own fallice to Ho Chi Minh's.
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While fornicating, pull out and ejaculate into your hands and do the pre-game star-dust clap LeBron James does before Cavaliers games, sending your lil white stuff everywhere.