Lbj

LBJ or the "Lateral Blow Job". Named for the position of the person performing the act. Also known from the acronym as "The Presidential" (Lyndon Baines Johnson)



LBJ
"Lazy Blow Job". It is when a female gives a blow job while resting her head on the guy's stomach. She may take occasional oral breaks, and switch on and off with the hand. Not as good as a traditional blow job, but still quite enjoyable.
Example:
Female: "I'm tired, let's go to bed."

Male: "Ah man, how 'bout a quick LBJ?"

Female: "Allllright."


LBJ
The one part on 1st gen Tacos that is apt to fail before frame rots in two.
Example:
Man, I almost died when that lbj popped going down 25E. My Taco did the rim slide.


LBJ
The greatest mixed drink known to mankind. It's the "Lebron James" of mixed drinks. It consists of 1-2 shots of captain morgan spiced rum with about 10 ounces of cream soda. Usually served over ice.
Example:
Bro I got so drunk after that third LBJ you made for me


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