Lecturer

The provider of information in universities. If male elbowpatches are traditional (although you do get the occasional 'cool' one in jeans), if female either powersuits or dressing like a hippy. Results of a lecturer talking are as follows:- roughly one paragraph of notes never to be used- a quick nap- a brilliant game of hangman usually more informative than the actual lecture.



lecture
The art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
Example:
blah blah blah +$$$


lecture
A long speech in which a group of children have to listen to an adult tell them that they are immature and wrong and should think of other people first.
Example:
you all need to make the mature decision so do what i say but this is not a lecture


Lecturing
Being open and sharing becomes lecturing when you're talking to somebody who wasn't looking for your level of openness, which seems like hypocrisy. Like everyone else, the person you're told you're lecturing is a hypocrite too.
Example:
Stop lecturing me, I don't let my friends see my butt hurt in public, you're the butt hurt one!


lecture
An act of passing on information at one's leisure, and although it is meant to get through to one's head, it ends up pissing them off anyway.
Example:
"I hate it when my older brother lectures me. He treats me like I'm his son. I'm not dammit! Also, make sure you don't tell him what to do when he's driving; his ego shows when he's behind the wheel and he will lecture you to the max if you act like a backseat-driver even at the MOST MINOR situation."
-me


Lecture
A term of some "more mature" people educating, or delivering some "thoughts of life" to "immature people", usually from parents to their children.
Example:
Ugh, you know what? I just got a 1.5 hour lecture from my mom just because I showed her a meme!


Lecture
The act of committing oral sex while avioding a project, usually lasting about a half hour.
Example:
"Sorry I was late, I was being lectured by my boyfriend"

"Lectured? Is that why it took you a half hour to drive five minutes? Guess either he doesn't last long or you're no good..."


lecturant
(also. Lecture-Rant, pronounced Lektcha-rant) An angry lecture that may have an accusatory undertone. A lecture-style scripted performance in which the lecturer consciously speaks truth to power and ignores codes of civility. The word was first introduced at Davidson College (North Carolina) in an event sponsored by the Middle East North Africa Student Association (MENASA).
Example:
It wasn't a lecture. It wasn't rant. It was a lecturant.
Perhaps what we need in this postmodern ineptitude is less lectures and more lecturants.
I won't be the subject of your lecturant.
(as a verb) I won't be silent as you lecturant your way out of this mess.
(as a verb) Don't lecturant me.


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