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timeout

whenever someone says something horribly wrong

timeout

by Princess Jerk Face on Jul 30, 2017 22:02:53

when your boyfriend tries to punish you for some not humorous words or actions and you turn it into a fun game by repeatedly doing sweet and flirty things to get his attention.

Example:
boyfriend: wtf?? two toothbrushes at my place??

girlfriend: um yeah.. about that.. glad i have another one.

boyfriend: i don't remember one toothbrush being okay much less two.

girlfriend: i do believe my shampoo is there as well and i'll be sure to leave a third one next time ;)

boyfriend: timeout

girlfriend: ish-- that means play time :) (let the fun games begin!)

stinky timeout

by Devin W. on Oct 30, 2007 03:00:45

The place you put yourself to be alone with your flatulence.

Example:
Don't go to that part of the lab, Devin put himself in stinky timeout.

Friend Timeout

by dbrock on Sep 26, 2010 10:49:08

When you and your friend are talking, conversating, or just haning out; and they do something controversial or just plain a dickhead move, you can put them on a friend timeout. Just like in basketball, T them up and call a friend timeout. when you call a friend timeout you must designate the time period for which you will not be friends. This can either be like a funny haha 1 min friend timeout, or a wow u really pissed me off 4 hour friend timeout. The length of the friend timeout is really up to you, and when you call it. In this time alloted, anything goes. You are not friends at this point so really the point is to be a complete jackass to this person for the next however minutes or even days. Becare of the severity of the friend timeout, you really don't want to lose any friends over it, it's more of a joke.

Example:
While me and my roomates were sitting at our apartment one of my roomates dog started to hump me. I started to bump him off of me but my friend said just let him finish, and tried to pull out the friend card on me. That is completely unacceptable so I put him on a friend timeout. I T-ed him up and told him we weren't friends for the next 20 minutes, where I was basicallhy a dick to him the whole time.

Social timeout

by Brandonluuu on Jul 12, 2014 07:03:06

A action or phrase that places a person on social restriction from others.

Example:
Grown man:This new Justin Bieber is my jam

Girl: You are on social timeout!

Nigger Timeout

by Racist Larry on Jun 08, 2013 03:15:14

When you're outta timeouts, have one your boys spill a tray of drinks on the court.

Example:
Call time nigga! We out! Then call tyrone! Get us a a nigger timeout!

lol timeout

by qwandor on May 26, 2008 19:34:01

The time after a joke is told after which people will think you slow if you laugh.

Example:
Alice says something funny.
Much time passes.
Bob: haha
Charlie: lol timeout

Texas Timeout

by lowendgravity on Feb 22, 2011 08:17:07

Every time the chairlift stops.

Example:
It must be Spring Break here at Breckenridge, that's three Texas Timeouts on this lift ride.

timeout corner

by your big bro jaxsonn simmons on Dec 20, 2021 16:01:40

what my friends put me in cause i can't get over a guy who has a gf and he's straight

Example:
emmy: go into the timeout corner
jaxsonn(me): what why
emmy: cause you can't get over george

Karma Timeout

by PTcroz on Nov 24, 2008 09:32:54

When an individual is denied from obtaining something that he/she wants because they are currently in a "karma timeout" based on something bad they did in the past.

Example:
Jim can't find a girlfriend because he is in a karma timeout.

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