Lottery

False hope; a tease; an "easy way out" that can never be obtained.



lottery
An idea stolen by the government from the people who ran them illegally. Many states send a percentage of lottery revenue to the public school system.
Example:
People are going to play the lottery whether is it legal on not, so why not let the government control it?
In Texas, 30% of revenue is reserved for public schools while only 7% goes to the lottery commission.


lottery
(n.) 1. A satanic device invented by the government to exhort billions of dollars from the populace. It might as well just be called another tax.
Example:
"After taxes, your two billion dollars of lottery money comes to...fifty-five cents. Have a nice day." "Noooooooo!!!!!!! I HATE CONGRESS!!!"


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