On average
A person typically between the ages of 15-30, of middle to
upper middle economic class, whose values, interests, sense of humor, and outward appearance relentlessly conform to their immediate
culture's norms of popularity. An
averager's interests will change only to the extent that the most common fads and fashions within their age group change, and features of themselves that don't match these widespread norms are hidden away publically and forcibly repressed psychologically.Preferences and ideas that are not abundantly average/popular are immediately and outwardly valued as inferior, amazingly without any application of rational thought on the averager's part. Critical thinking skills are notoriously lacking, but if the image of being a "
critical thinker" is popular, they will pay lip service to their critical thinking skills to their peers.The primary goal of an averager is to look, act, and think exactly like the centralized average group of people within their basic age group while demonizing and putting down non-averagers.
Average
by Intrigue on Oct 29, 2009 05:33:05
Though often thought to mean mundane and boring, Average really means what occurs the most.
"
My Life Is Average" is a site were "Average" means "
crazy awesome" to the mundane boring person.
If you make your life crazy awesome by doing random things, not only will you be happier, but you will
redefine average in your life.
Example:
"Today, I was walking home from school when suddenly, two guys ran by me. They stopped at the crosswalk ahead, pulled out
lightsabers, and dueled until the walk sign went green.
MLIA."
In an attempt to be un-average, Sara wore a
snuggie to school. Soon this became a trend, and every average person wore a snuggie.
Average
by Sedorf1995 on Nov 29, 2021 20:52:15
Unknow concept for idiot like
mnema Geoff. Average is in range between ft 9 and 5 ft 10 and ideal height according
European's survey opinion that you can find
digiting "Statista ideal height" is beeteen 5 ft 10 and 6 ft 1, therefore short is below 5 ft 8.5 and 6 ft is not borderline height
Example:
"It's more important opinion of statistic institute
about average and ideal height or a
beggars like
mnema Geoff, your mother will be raped and will died of breast cancer and I'm so happy
Average
by Zazades on Jul 19, 2011 02:56:16
Previously thought to be boring and normal, average describes a person who loves dinosaurs,
ninjas, Harry potter, hates Twilight and knows that Google will always
triumph over
Yahoo!
Average
by LawraTheDinosaur on Jul 04, 2011 02:39:00
Someone who:
- Reads
MLIA.
- Loves Harry Potter.
- Hates Twilight.
- Is completely random, weird, awesome, etc.
- Makes pillow
forts.
- Loves ninjas.
- Prefers google over yahoo.
- Read DBPB.
- Possibly owns a
Pillow Pet or something else random.
- Is a probably a dork, band geek, nerd, etc. (:
And many others things you may think of. :D
Example:
Today I was reading
MLIA and thinking about how my parents never do anything average. Just then dad ran in excitedly to show me little hats he bought to put on
Easter eggs after you
dye them. MLIA.
on average
by Jethro T. on Oct 12, 2010 09:29:06
A phrase used in an attempt to
modify sweeping generalization into inductive argument by reducing
the circumstances under which the generality might be considered false, given the
semantics of averaging.
Example:
On average, goods that cost more energy to produce are better than goods that cost less energy to produce. You know, like a steak versus a salad. Or a Rolex versus a
Timex. They're just better -
I'm just saying -
on average.