Lurp

What tweekers do at 3 am while riding down streets on ten-speeds; lurping: looking for items to steal and sell at a pawn shop to pay for tweek. (see Michael Human)



Lurp
A term used to describe the sketchy actions and antics of people, who tend to be methamphetamine abusers, as they go about any and every unscrupulous means to make money
Example:
Kassondra: "Gurl, was that Richi Rich lurping over there?"

Rachael: "Yeah, why is he so sketchy??"


Lurp
1. (n) A person who is long, lanky, and can't quite handle him or herself while doing physical activities, such as playing basketball, dancing, walking, etc.
2. (adjective--Lurpy) Used for any object that isn't quite how it should be, in a spacial sense.

'lurp' has varying forms depending on whether it is being used as a noun, adjective, adverb, or verb. 'to lurp' is the verb. One can lurp, be a lurp, be a lurpster, be lurpy, or just plain lurp around
Example:
1. Look at Jeff, he's such a lurp!
2. My hair is so lurpy today.


Lurp
A man who seeks to have sex with a girl and tries to make it happen using tired lines and creepy body language.
Example:
As in, "That guy is such a lurp, I saw him grab that girl's titty a second ago. Don't you dare go home with him."

Also usable as an adjective, as in "That was really lurpy of you to say that ole worn-out line."


Lurp
1. lurp(ed) -verb: to steal(stole).

2. Lurper (or lurping-ass) -noun: one who steals, is nosy, carpet picks, or is paranoid.

3. Lurped Out -adj: being extreamly high on meth.
Example:
1. "I'ma lurp that car." "I lurped a grip of shit from Wal-Mart"

2. "I bet that lurpin' ass Scott stole the check book."

3. " Damn, dude I put so much shit in my arm, I'm lurped the fuck out."


Lurp
noun
A lurp exhibits the following characteristics:

1. One of extremely lanky stature, uncoordinated to the point of great annoyance.

2. Talks constantly in a state of dreary, droning monotone.

3. Extremely unathletic, unable to compensate for height, in sports such as basketball, football, volleyball, etc.

4. Hands like feet.

5. Inability to attract the opposite sex, despite constant efforts and confidence in him/herself, often due to creepiness, among other lurpy characteristics.

verb
Exhibiting any of the characteristics listed above in daily life
Example:
noun
"The lurp loomed large over the small, terrified children."

verb
"Jonny, pick up your feet and quit lurping around!"



Lurp
Someone who is tall, with long arms and long legs; a lanky or willowy person
Example:
There are many lurpy high school basketball players.
Look at Brady! With those legs, he looks like such a lurp!!


Lurp
Lurp - That person in your group of friends that never seems to have any money but always goes to the social events expecting the group as a whole to support their good time.
Example:
"Juan is such a lurp, he showed up at the club and asked to borrow the cover charge, I know I will never see that cash again."


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