takeaway
Noun. Any new piece of information gleaned from a lecture, interview, or other media presentation, etc. that can be of exponential value when acted upon or put to use.takeaways
takeaway digger
A person who dates or co-habits with others purely to extract takeaways from them, in particular a woman who strives to marry a wealthy man who is able to provide copious amounts of the unhealthy food which they desire.
Example:
Then it dawned upon me.. Claire was a takeaway digger and she was only with me for the fish and chips.
Then it dawned upon me.. Claire was a takeaway digger and she was only with me for the fish and chips.
giro takeaway
A cheap imitation of a takeaway Chinese meal comprising a Pot Noodle and a bag of Skips, popular amongst the unemployed and council estate tenants.
Example:
Fucking excellent Wayne, the social cheque's arrived - fancy going down Londis to buy a giro takeaway?
Fucking excellent Wayne, the social cheque's arrived - fancy going down Londis to buy a giro takeaway?
Takeaway Wife
An old single male (normally rich) who goes to Asia solely to pick up a young hot Asian girl to bring back to his country to marry and have kids with. (kids usually retarded due to the age of male partner) This makes the girl a takeaway wife.
Chinese Takeaway
Example:
#1
Woman: I don't feel like cooking, let's get Chinese takeaway
Man: Lazy bitch
#2
Chinese Takeaway is one of my favorite songs
#1
Woman: I don't feel like cooking, let's get Chinese takeaway
Man: Lazy bitch
#2
Chinese Takeaway is one of my favorite songs
takeaway tits
When a woman constanly drops food down her top and gets it wedged between her boobs, she gains the nickname takeaway tits.
Example:
Girl: Arghh, I dropped a chip down my top again....
Guy: Nice goin takeaway tits..
Guy 1: Hey did you see Laura in the cafeteria yesterday?
Guy2: Yeh, talk about takeaway tits, more food went down her top then in her mouth.
Girl: Arghh, I dropped a chip down my top again....
Guy: Nice goin takeaway tits..
Guy 1: Hey did you see Laura in the cafeteria yesterday?
Guy2: Yeh, talk about takeaway tits, more food went down her top then in her mouth.
takeaway tax
when living in a shared house the person who is responsible for the shopping or cooking and really can't be arsed can opt to buy a takeaway as forfiet for being lazy.
Example:
guy1: man, i really can't be arsed cooking tonight, i think i'll pay takeaway tax.
everybody: whoohoo, PIZZA!!!!!
guy1: man, i really can't be arsed cooking tonight, i think i'll pay takeaway tax.
everybody: whoohoo, PIZZA!!!!!
Takeawayable
Having the ability to be taken away, particularly in relation to restaurant food or food at an establishment.