MCAT

Monorail Conductors Admission Test



MCAT
A grueling, terrible 9-hour exam required of all students applying to medical school. It is the hardest and longest of all graduate school examinations. Only the strong-willed and intelligent-minded survive. The exam tests critical reasoning and not just content.

Composed of the Physical Sciences (Physics and General Chemistry), Verbal Reasoning, Writing, and Biological Sciences (Biology and Organic Chemistry).

Physical Sciences & Biological Sciences - 100 minutes each (62 passage-based questions, 15 discrete)
Verbal Reasoning (not reading comprehension. Questions ask "why?" not "what?") - 85 minutes (all passage-based)
Writing - 60 minutes (2 essays, 1 hour, separately timed)

Scored from 3-45 for composite score, J-T for writing
Example:
Dude, you're taking the MCAT??? Wow, you gotta be smarter than those loser students taking the easier LSAT.

Yo that MCAT today was mad hard.


MCAT
Medical College Admissions Test

A test designed to separate those who work insanely hard and have good grades from those who have good grades and are also intelligent. It is not uncommon to see people with high GPA's from lower tier schools do poorly on the MCAT.

Test Covers: Biology, Chemistry, Physics, Writing, Reading.
Example:
He had a 4.0 yet tanked the MCAT.


MCAT
An amphetamine-like drug which has gained high popularity in recent years due to its relatively easy synthesis and readily available ingredients.

It is most often insufflated (snorted) or bombed (wrapped in cigarette paper and ingested orally).

People on it are dirty horrible skanks that need to get a grip, you'll either be trying to fight someone because your so out of it you dont know what youre doing, or you'll try to shag everything you see.

It makes you look like a walking corpse after prolonged use and people on it come up with all sorts of stupid excuses as to why their noses are running and they have red eyes after snorting it. Truth is, it's like snorting fire, its not a cold or an allergy.
Example:
Guy: She's got red watery eyes and she keeps sniffing.
Guy 2: Yeah she's on MCAT again, she says it's a dust allergy, last week it was a cold but she's just addicted to snorting that crap.


mcat
Slang for methcathinone.

A synthetic amphetamine derivative which is most similar in structure to methamphetamine and cathinone. Effects are similar to amphetamines but in high doses also has a resemblance to MDMA due to being a more potent serotonin reuptake inhibitor. Also has the rep for being very easy to synthesize making it novel for chemistry n00bs
Example:
Me: I just ate a quarter gram of MCAT and I feel great!


Mcat
a half black, half white friend with extremely large breasts, who continually acts like a cat, and uses "meow" in everyday life.

(it also helps if their first name starts with an M and they're named after a famous R&B diva)
Example:
Glamazon: someone left their "head scarf" (do rag) at my house. Do you know who it belongs to?

DJ JD: it's probably Mcat's


MCAT Marathon
Usually three months spent on studying and reviewing useful material regarded to be on MCAT exam. People take paid courses through Kaplan and Princeton Review for preperation before the exam which is about 3 months.
Example:
Jane just started on the MCAT Marathon, she spent last weekend partying and hanging out with her friends.
Although she is one out of many people taken the exam, the MCAT marathon will require plenty of energy and patience for those wanting to succeed.


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