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Nocturnal Admission
A dream in which sexual adventures are replaced with college acceptances, and you have the pleasures of dreaming that you have, in fact, been accepted into college. These are just as disappointing to wake up from as sexual dreams.
Example:
"I had a nocturnal admission last night."
"Aw, man, again?"
"This time it was Dartmouth...I cried when I woke up."


geek admission
Stating something in a conversation that reveals your geeky or embarrassing side.
Example:
The date was going fine until my geek admission that I loved playing WoW.


laugh of admission
Having a response of laughter caused by personal identification of a situation.

"You laugh because it's true"
Example:
When Jake overheard a girl say, "my boyfriend finally apologized but i'm starting to think guys only say sorry to shut their girlfriends up," he chuckled to himself- a laugh of admission because he does it too.


admission stamp
When u have poo/mud on your shoe and u stamp on someones back during intercourse or in casual circumstamces
Example:
Boi 1 : why would you give that girl an admission stamp
Boi 2 : beacause she was a crutters ho-bag. And i wanted to wipe my feet!


Ten Dollar Admission
A term used to describe a party or activity where guests are encouraged to arrive under the influence of LSD. A tab of LSD will often cost around ten dollars, hence the name.

When it is a requirement, security will sometimes check guests' tongues before allowing them in and charge a cover if they do not see a tab.
Example:
Guest: "Yo, man, whats the details for Saturday?"

Host: "BYOB, girls get free drinks, BP, no cover, ten dollar admission, starts at 8"


Strategic Admission
(noun)
A person who gets caught in a controversy and waits until people stop caring before confessing to what they did. They hope to get away with it by admitting when the fuss has died down.
Example:
Person A: "Did you hear about that celebrity scandal?"
Person B: "Yeah, they totally pulled a strategic admission maneuver. Waited for everyone to forget before coming clean."


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