MITES Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

MITES

Masterbating with your clothes on.

mite

by Kyle Badner on Apr 29, 2006 12:55:14

Example:
The youngest of ten and a delicate mite (Cream - Mother's Lament)

MiTee

by elizbay on Dec 04, 2019 08:57:25

For feminine mitochondrial dna arrogant scientists shortened it to MT DNA (pronounced empty). It's not empty it's Mighty.

For males it's Y dna. Why? they are just cumstains on y jockey briefs.

Example:
hey gurl...you are mighty MiTee mighty!

mites

by abe on Nov 17, 2003 09:54:08

a mouth bacteria that is introduced by sucking the penis of someone who has had sex with a dead body.

Example:
tom is a necrophiliac and tiffany sucked his cock, now she has mites

mite

by Colm McFadden on Jan 16, 2006 05:30:20

Typically a playful, derogatory term to indicate insignificance on the part of the target.

Derived from the term for minute parasitic arachnids that infest plants and animals and sometimes spread disease.

Example:
"Ya cheeky wee mite ya"

Mite

by on Mar 16, 2008 02:02:03

A Mite is a Small stick figure like enemy in Super Smash Bros. brawl. They punch, dropkick, punch, and best of all dance. Mite can also be used as an insult, making fun of someone would prove most effective.

Example:
Your such a Mite.
Quit Miting around.
Go mite off somewhere else, freak.

Sweat mites

by Elizabeth Duncan on Jan 18, 2019 05:37:18

When your doing anything that involves sweating, but instead of sweating you just start to itch

Example:
Amy:OML I just went to the gym but for some reason im itchy
Darcy:Oh, you must have sweat mites

Meth Mites

by Stoned Pope on Nov 22, 2010 16:16:43

The awfully convincing, yet completely illusionary insects that one would experience from time to time due to sleep deprived hallucinations experienced in week long meth runs

Example:
Meth mites are not real, go to sleep

Crack-mite

by Boo-HV on Aug 17, 2017 00:23:14

A person who’s daily objective and lifelong passion is to consistently aggravate friends and co-workers without provocation or relief, to aggrandize the insignificant, to project the appearance of superior knowledge from hear say and restate as fact.

Example:
Crack-mites are relentlessly annoying and incapable of voluntary silence.

Crack-mites multiply at an alarming rate by attaching themselves to rumor, gossip and untruths.

Meth Mite

by Wizmasta on Jan 10, 2009 07:50:37

The southwest's version of a crack whore. A scrabrous, filthy skank who will suck you off for $5.00.

Example:
I was trying to chill at the Double Down in Vegas but I was being totally hassled by a fucking,hideous Meth Mite.

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