MOM

1. Anyone that takes care of you, listens to you ramble, loves you even when you are a dope, and never bad mouths you to strangers no matter what.2. The highest term of endearment.



MOM
An acronym for Meeting of the Minds. It is a weekly meeting of a group of friends (all clowns) that get together once a week for beer, pizza, etc. This meeting usually falls on the night of a Razorback game. As time has gone on, the group has grown larger. So much so, that a few of the regulars have appointed themselves to positions of fictional power, such as The King, The Queen, etc. This group of friends always welcomes anyone who dares to join them for the madness.
Example:
MOM at OW


MOM
A Mom Is A Great Person And A Best Friend Also Strict When Needed Though She is there when you need her most but doesnt support drugs or alcohol but herself can get high and bombed heck its her life so stop screeming and pass the e'erclear
Example:
I Love You But Stop Being Such a MOM
I Love My MOM
MOM YOUR GOING TO CRASH...BOOM


MOM
Acronym for Marine-Only-Material. Primarily a California term. The fat homely girl(s) in the bar that no guy will talk to until a group of drunk, out of state Marines hit on her/them.
Example:
Dude let's hit up another spot, this place only has chicks with their dudes and a couple of MOMs.

There are rumors that in other states, MOMs are also hit on by normally socialized and developed members of the male species, not just Marines.


Your mom’s mom’s mom’s mom
A godly level roast that will leave the person dead.
Example:
Jimmy: I was eating your mom!
Bob: Well I was eating your mom’s mom!
Jimmy: Well I ate your mom, your mom’s mom, and your mom’s mom’s mom!
Bob: Your mom’s mom’s mom’s mom.
Jimmy: *freaking disintegrates*


Mom
Someone who can make your missing things appear
Example:
Me: Mom! Where’s my phone?
Mom: I don’t know, have you checked the kitchen table?
Me: Of course I did!
*mom walks into the kitchen and comes out with a phone*
Mom: Then what’s this?


Mom
A woman that does a lot for her family, works everyday with a monthly day off (sometimes), takes care of her children, even takes care of her husband. She will do anything for her family, she will even word 2 maybe 3 or more jobs if she has to. She even usually buys you things that you want even if you don’t deserve or need them. Her love is unconditional even when she is mad at you she still loves you and you should never forget that. Never take your mother for granted because one day she’s gonna be gone and your never going to know when. It could be tomorrow, in a couple of days, in a couple of weeks, years, it could even be today. The point is your mother loves you and you should love and appreciate her to because she could be gone any day. She might already be gonna and I am sorry if that is the case but just know she is still with you in your heart and memories and she is watching you from heaven and she still loves you even if she is or isn’t here. So please if your reading this it will only take a couple of minutes to stop what your doing and go tell your mom that you love her, text her, or call her and tell her.
Example:
I Love You Mom.


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