MUFF-DIVING

performing oral sex on a female



Muff Dive
Football slang for when a player is returning a kick and drops (fumbles) the ball when it get to him and then everyone jumps or dives on it
Example:
did you see the muff dive right at the end of the 3rd quarter?


muff dive
To perform oral sex on a female.
Can be risky as you might end up with facial STD's if the woman isn't clean.
Example:
"Sue loved me muff diving her last night."


muff dive
an alcoholic drink that both males and females (straight or homosexual) buy for their friends on special occasions, such as birthdays, or just for fun.

The drink is in a tall martini glass or just a glass with a wide opening at the top, and they put a shot glass full of hard alcohol of usually something the receiver will not like (but if they are nice something they will like)at the bottom of the glass and then cover the shot with whip cream. The receiver has to dig through the whip cream and take the shot without using their hands.
Example:
"Get Britney a muff dive! It's her 21st birthday!"


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