$alad Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

$alad

A term for someone with those of salad fingers, or specimens that require an adjective to identify them as such. Often, such specimens are not only $alad, but $hmarmy as well.Most often $alads apply to those who think of themselves as bears, bats, and/or spring chickens.

alade

by TIBalade on May 11, 2017 04:03:56

A social term used when joking around with peers. It's essentially a synonym for the phrase, 'just kidding'.

Example:
"Oi Bryan, you got an E in your iMedia mock yesterday"
"Don't chat allow"
"Aladee, you clutched that C grade, b"

ALAD

by JohnLocke on Mar 08, 2008 05:23:52

Acting like a douche. Commonly used when arguing over obscure meanings of acronyms.

Example:
"Well, yes, you're right. Fine. QFT could mean Quit Fighting There. I was clearly in the wrong for not figuring it out. Please stop ALAD."

ALAD

by JohnLocke on Mar 08, 2008 05:21:33

Acting like a douche. Commonly used when arguing over obscure meanings of acronyms.

Example:
"Well, yes, you're right. Fine. QFT could mean Quit Fighting There. I was clearly in the wrong for not figuring it out. Please stop ALAD."

Sausage $alad

by $alad Tosser on Apr 03, 2019 20:46:09

You and your pals stick your dicks into a bowl of lettuce and cum on top to add the ranch

Example:
Me and the boys made Vanessa eat the sausage $alad

Alade

by Alhaja Baddy on May 01, 2021 17:15:17

A pretty face boy you know you want to have awesome sex with

But he is interested in nerdy stuff like games and reading

Example:
I Really like hardy , if only he wasn't such an alade

s..alad

by quinmm on Jun 12, 2021 23:14:00

an great tiktoker.

there post arent from one fandom they just post weird shit but its funny. you can find random 2 am tts to cat ones to inside jokes with their moots. dont mix s..alad up with actual salad they are nicer.

for almost hitting 9k i decided to write this. i hope you grow much much more - a moot made from idc.zays post / a accidental moot

Example:
'LOOKS ITS S..ALAD'
'I WANNA BE LIKE THEM'
'we all have some s..alad in us'

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