MUME

Like ageing but totally irrelevant to age. Just the effects of motherhood. I.e (back pain) (memory loss) (sleeplessness) (constipation)



Mume
A little shit with ass-hair on their forehead who screams at night to mate the oof. It makes a oof sound whenever it gets ass-hair tendensies.
Example:
Fuck! you're a mume! You gay fuck!!


Mume
Pronounced: (Mū-mhm)
Part Of Speech: Adj.
Definition:
Slang term for white people often used by African Americans.
Synonyms: Whitey, Cracker, Sour Cream.
Antonyms: Nigger, Blackie, Obsidian Face.
Example:
Black Guy 1: "Yo man look at dat nigga ova dere!!!"
Black Guy 2: "Yo, dat mume be fukkin crayzeeeeeeee@@"
Mume: "HEY!!! I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT!!!"
Both Black Men Together: "Fugg you..."


your muming
Your muming is an urban game played from a vehicle. Usuall directed at chavs, townies or any group of yobish youths; your muming is a chance to return some abuse.

Whilst driving past a large group of the above mentioned sub-human species, the driver should slow down, and a passenger in the rear should roll the window down, and in a pretenscious snobbish voice shout "I say old chap, Your mum" at which point the driver will accelerate and depart quickly.

Your muming is an entertaining game, however participants should never conduct this activity in their own area, or else retribution may follow (If they can spell retribution that is) Please note this activity is only to be conducted against people who deserve it, attacking random members of the publinc in this manner will have you branded as low class chav scum
Example:
Your Muming: an activity for abusing people from a vehicle. But only people who deserve it.


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