MUMMA
A cute, more loving way of saying mom. Usually used my younger children, but can be used by all. Most common with Indian children (from asia/ not native american)Mumma
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the abilty for one to give oral pleasure to 2(or more) men by oscillating ones head back and forth between 2 penis's while simultaniously jerking off both men all while humming in a particularly despondent fashion
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a Mumma is a girl/guy with a somewhat pig like face, including a distorted nose and slight wrinkles that resemble a bulldog. a Mumma is also notorious for her/his unnatural ability to PMS every other day, so their actions are very unpridictable.
Example:
hey look at that mumma what a ugly annoying piece of shit, i bet it is one of those mummas that teaches latin and has no life and deserves to die...lets go linch it.
hey look at that mumma what a ugly annoying piece of shit, i bet it is one of those mummas that teaches latin and has no life and deserves to die...lets go linch it.
Mumma Lashy
Mumma Lashy (Mamma beater)
A Jamaican children's game where one child plays the role of an angry mother or granny trying to catch and spank the other children whose role is to escape and avoid getting lashed.
(Offensive) refers to a woman/effeminate man that complains a lot, like a typical angry granny would.
Possible Origin- A women's name Lashy: A female that complains/argues a lot
Also Lash: A wip used to spank a person
A Jamaican children's game where one child plays the role of an angry mother or granny trying to catch and spank the other children whose role is to escape and avoid getting lashed.
(Offensive) refers to a woman/effeminate man that complains a lot, like a typical angry granny would.
Possible Origin- A women's name Lashy: A female that complains/argues a lot
Also Lash: A wip used to spank a person
Example:
Mumma Lashy a-coming and we're not running fast enough.
Babes, Lately, you've become a mumma Lashy. I swear yo!
Mumma Lashy a-coming and we're not running fast enough.
Babes, Lately, you've become a mumma Lashy. I swear yo!
Mumma
Personally my mumma is hot , her pussy is warm and it makes me feel good when i lick it(until there are no pubes). Go fuck ur mumma now baba gawlll
Mumma Duck
A.K.A Mother Duck
A really good friend who looks after you when you are too drunk to walk. They are the person that wipes the smeared make-up from your eyes, the vomit from your chin, finds you any form of water, carries you halfway across town, tells your parents that someone spiked your drink, feeds you bread to soak 'it' up, gives you their jacket even though its 10 degrees and you are wearing 4 jumpers already and tucks you in. The defining factor between a Mumma Duck and an awesome Mumma Duck is whether they do it all laughing or not.
A really good friend who looks after you when you are too drunk to walk. They are the person that wipes the smeared make-up from your eyes, the vomit from your chin, finds you any form of water, carries you halfway across town, tells your parents that someone spiked your drink, feeds you bread to soak 'it' up, gives you their jacket even though its 10 degrees and you are wearing 4 jumpers already and tucks you in. The defining factor between a Mumma Duck and an awesome Mumma Duck is whether they do it all laughing or not.
Example:
"Sal, thanks for carrying me halfway across the footy fields Saturday night and thanks for feeding me your bread Joe. You two are the best Mumma Ducks ever. I'm never drinking again"
"Sal, thanks for carrying me halfway across the footy fields Saturday night and thanks for feeding me your bread Joe. You two are the best Mumma Ducks ever. I'm never drinking again"
yo mumma
The ultimate insult. The pinnacle of purely and utterly annihilating one's asshole in an argument, a pure roast and toast, the end all be all of a bickering.
Example:
guy 1: "I never wanna see you again!!!"
guy 2: "yo mumma"
guy 1: "when are you gonna stop saying that"
guy 2: "yo mumma"
guy 1: "I never wanna see you again!!!"
guy 2: "yo mumma"
guy 1: "when are you gonna stop saying that"
guy 2: "yo mumma"