Machine-Gunner Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Machine-Gunner

An extremely loud, obnoxious, endless fart. Will generally end in crapping your pants.

Machine Gunner

by bolillo loco on Dec 26, 2009 21:19:58

Main Entry: Machine Gunner
Function: Noun

1: One that fires a machine gun.

2: A person that tends to spray things.

3: The MOS for a machine gunner in the USMC is an 0331.

4: Somebody that uses fuck loads when only a dab is needed.

5: Anybody that does not believe in precision firing.

Example:
1: When Bob was in the military, he was a machine gunner

2: Watch out when you talk to Kathy, she's a machine gunner

3: Johnny was an 0331 in the Suck!

4: Gordie squeezed the mustard bottle so hard that he shot everybody. Carson exclaimed, "Dude you're a regular machine gunner ain't ya?"

5: Johnny comes home drunk and sprays the toilet with a huge drunk piss. Joe, looking at the urine all over the floor, exclaimed, "Holy dog shit Johnny, I knew you were an 0331 machine gunner in the Corps, but don't you think that you could have at least hit the shitter?" Johnny smiles and says, "I gave it a full belt!"

machine gunner

by Sarah Lambert on Feb 28, 2008 01:34:21

A fart or poo that makes a sound resembling that of a machine gun being fired.

*Featured on an episode of Beavis and Butthead.

Example:
I was sitting on the crapper and let out an awesome machine gunner! I think the guy in the stall next to me hit the deck!

Machine gunner

by Fishdick Jesus on Jan 16, 2014 21:05:24

When you cock back your penis and and thrust forward and ejaculate on a girls face.

Example:
"Dude, I was a machine gunner last night, it was so fun!!"

"Lucky!"

Machine-gunner Belly

by Joe Cooler on Sep 01, 2006 06:31:14

When an otherwise slim girl has a belly that is large, square, and somewhat hard, resembling that of which you would expect a soldier butting up to a machine gun to have.

Example:
Jesus, check out that bartender's Machine-gunner Belly over there. Makes me want to puke on my dick.

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