machine gunner

A fart or poo that makes a sound resembling that of a machine gun being fired. *Featured on an episode of Beavis and Butthead.



Machine Gunner
Main Entry: Machine Gunner
Function: Noun

1: One that fires a machine gun.

2: A person that tends to spray things.

3: The MOS for a machine gunner in the USMC is an 0331.

4: Somebody that uses fuck loads when only a dab is needed.

5: Anybody that does not believe in precision firing.
Example:
1: When Bob was in the military, he was a machine gunner

2: Watch out when you talk to Kathy, she's a machine gunner

3: Johnny was an 0331 in the Suck!

4: Gordie squeezed the mustard bottle so hard that he shot everybody. Carson exclaimed, "Dude you're a regular machine gunner ain't ya?"

5: Johnny comes home drunk and sprays the toilet with a huge drunk piss. Joe, looking at the urine all over the floor, exclaimed, "Holy dog shit Johnny, I knew you were an 0331 machine gunner in the Corps, but don't you think that you could have at least hit the shitter?" Johnny smiles and says, "I gave it a full belt!"


Machine-gunner Belly
When an otherwise slim girl has a belly that is large, square, and somewhat hard, resembling that of which you would expect a soldier butting up to a machine gun to have.
Example:
Jesus, check out that bartender's Machine-gunner Belly over there. Makes me want to puke on my dick.


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