Tootsie roll

When in the act of porking a fat chick her blubber rolls.



Tootsie Roll
1) Another "hilarious" dance craze loved by backwards folks all over. Imagine your enjoyment...

2) A truely disgusting yet highly addictive American substance
Example:
1)One, two, three, four, let me see your tootsie roll...

2)Oh man, that Tootsie Roll was soooo gross! Got any more?


Tootsie Roll
The mixture of kahlua and root beer. It tastes like an alcoholic version of a tootsie roll.
It was brought to the public eye by the show How I Met Your Mother on the episode "Slutty Pumpkin"
Example:
"Ted: So, uh, we're at the bar and I see her mix kahlua...
Lily: Kahlua and root beer.
Marshall: A cocktail she invented herself.
Ted: And she...
Barney: And she called it the Tootsie Roll.
Lily, Marshall, Barney: Because it tastes like an alcoholic Tootsie Roll."


Tootsie Roll
verb.
definition:
Done between 2 or more people; max 5.

To take the bottle of whatever alcohol you are drinking (wine, whiskey, vodka, tequila, etc) and take a swig and pass it to the next person as quickly as possible.

The next person takes a swig and does the same till it ends up back at you and you repeat till the bottle is finished.

Pausing is for pussies so get that shit into you right away.
Example:
Person 1: I got this 40 ounce of Jack Daniels but the movie starts in 5 minutes.

Person 2: Let's just go in guys

Person 3: Stop being a fag, let's just tootsie roll that shit

Person 1 take a mouth full and passes to Person 2, who take a mouth full and passes to Person 3, who take a mouth full and passes to Person 1; repeat till bottle is empty.


tootsie rolling
the act of corn holing your girl friend. then leaving unshowered back home. squirt some hersheys syrup on your frank to mask the smell an get a blowjob from your wife.
Example:
my dam wife wanted me to clean the garage so i ended up tootsie rolling her ass.


tootsie roll
a french grandmother's nickname for female genitalia. Not to be confused with the chocolate, chewy candy that comes in a wrapper labeled "tootsie roll".
Example:
French Grandmother: "Oh, you're having a hysterectomy?"
Stranger: "why, yes, I am"
French Grandmother: "Don't bother shaving your tootsie roll. They will do that for you"


tootsie roll
noun: Another word for a blunt. Blunt is a rolled up joint/cigar made using the paper of a cigar and filled with marijuana. Mainly this word is used by the homosexual crowd.
Example:
Hey girl. Hope you still got that tootsie roll wrapped up for the rave tonight.


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