salty balls

a state of being extremely annoyed or irriated as if your balls were in fact salty



salty balls
A person being extremely upset and over dramatic, often caused from getting your panties in a bunch over nothing! Person is usually irritated for the rest of the day.

Example:
Craig had salty balls because someone told him his shades were ugly.


salty balls
to pour salt on a guy's balls, then use your tongue to lick the salt off
Example:
Audra makes sure to carry salt packages in her purse, so that she is always ready to give Pete salty balls.


Salty Balls
An Italian appetizer served mostly in authentic Italian pizzerias. They are round balls of pizza-like dough that has garlic or scalliions mixed in. The balls are then sprinkled rather liberally with salt.
Example:
"Wow man, you ate four salty balls? That's awesome!"


chocolate salty balls
a specialty cooked by the pimp character chef on the show south park. also refers to his balls.
Example:
Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.- Chef, referring to his chocolate salty balls


chocolate salty balls
A type of chocolate candy cooked by Chef on south park (played be r&b singer Isaac hayes). the name leads to many double entendras on the show, making it a recurring gag during the episode "chef's chocolate salty balls", as well as appearing on the CD "chef aid: the south park album"
Example:
*song chef sings while selling his candy

hey everybody have you seen my balls?
they're big and salty and brown
if you ever need a quck pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth

ooo, suck on my chocolate salty balls
put em in your mouth,
put em in your mouth and suck em and suck em


SBS (Salty Ball Syndrome)
When you go swimming in the ocean with only a bathing suit on. Then the ocean water evaporates leaving your balls laden with salt. The friction generated when the salty ball(s) rub against your leg causes painful burning afterwards.
Example:
Guy 1: Dude why aren't you keeping with the pack we have only been walking on the beach for 2 minutes.

Guy 2: I went swimming earlier in the ocean and now I got vicious SBS (Salty Ball Syndrome).

Guy 3: Duuudddeee.


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