Mailman

When you go to a house and ring the doorbell of a friend. Before your friend answers the door, you take off your pants and underwear to expose your genitals and then do a headstand or handstand (legs apart) so that your exposed genitals are as close to the victim's eye level as possible. Finally when your friend answers the door you must ask "Did you order a package?"



Mailman
A dating tactic where you show up at the house of your interest unannounced. The opposite of "ghosting". First appeared in Season One episode six of Single Parents.
Example:
"Dude, just mailman her".


Mailman
verb. To steer the car from the passenger seat, usually while both the drivers hands and attention are to be occupied. (usually lighting a fatty or bowl.

It's allways propper to thank your passenger for doing his duty.
Example:
Driver:Mailman!
(passenger then leans over and takes the wheel with one hand)
*lighter clicks* Puff puff pass.
Driver:Thanks Bro.


the mailman
Nickname given to Karl Malone, former power forward for the Utah Jazz of the NBA and one of the game's 50 Greatest Players. The name was given to him in college by a sportswriter who covered Malone's Alma Mater, Louisiana Tech.

Malone would play 18 seasons for the Utah Jazz and would become the second leading scorer in NBA history before retiring in 2005. He was well known around the league as "The Mailman" because he always seemed to deliver amazing performances.
Example:
"The Mailman had a special delivery for the Golden State Warriors last night, going off for 46 points and 13 rebounds."

"The Mailman is the most physical player in NBA history."


mailman
"Mailman" is a sexual term used when the passenger (a man) receives road head from the (usually) female driver. The man must take control of the steering wheel while the woman does her business.
Example:
John: Hey honey, I feel like pulling a Mailman
Sandy: Oh, alright. Just this once.
*John steers while sandy leans over*


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