Malakai
by Dhduf on Mar 07, 2019 10:24:18
Malakai a short kid with amazing hair with a lot of friends and a
huge dick I mean huge 6in+
malakai has a lot of friends who
love him and he’s always dating someone
Malakai
by lilicedgems on Feb 03, 2010 21:57:55
Malakai
by JosefromdaHoods on Oct 04, 2008 03:49:41
Primate, usually found only on
the Virgin Islands but was recently also discovered in
south florida. His primary food source is his own mucus which he harvests with his bare hands by blowing his breaths through his nose. This is a very aggressive species which is hard to tame, however it has been reported, that if you throw a banana at it, it will be pleased and calm down.
Example:
Malakai:
ugh ugh I beat you up
Normal peace loving Individual: throws
a banana at his head and walks away.
Malakai
by Not Malakai on Jun 24, 2020 06:02:47
Malakai
by JoseFromdahoods on Oct 07, 2008 05:40:19
Primate, usually found only on
the Virgin Islands but was recently also discovered in
south florida. His primary food source is his own mucus which he harvests with his bare hands by blowing his breaths through his nose. This is a very aggressive species which is hard to tame, however it has been reported, that if you throw a banana at it, it will calm down and will be easier to handle. Like a monkey.
Malakai
by Weirdest weirdo on Apr 19, 2020 18:49:35
Non-Binary, has
good taste in music and
arts. Writes and is super shy but also super fun to be around. Doesn't like making decisions
Malakai
by Skylerislit on Jan 16, 2019 21:31:54
Stupid
little hoe bitch that can go to hell annoying and a little pest can’t figure out
1+1 can’t get any girl he will end up in a house full of cats like the
crazy cat lady
Malakai
by ......3 on Oct 19, 2020 05:13:31
Malakai
by Katrina pearson on May 16, 2018 04:05:14