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chalkboard

(verb) To exaggerate tenuous or dubious connections, as Glenn Beck might with the aid of his chalkboard.

chalkboard

by Jafaar on Nov 10, 2006 05:59:55

Having sex with a black woman and ejaculating on her, preferably all over her back.

Example:
Dan could write his name, as well as complex calculus problems, on the ethiopian woman's body, making her into his very own chalkboard; Craig, however, had to stick to piss in the snow and geometry.

The Chalkboard

by Komodo Food on Jul 10, 2023 19:05:32

The chalkboard is a popular sex move where a black woman and a penis is needed. First the the penis is edged for use of semen then the black woman is strapped to a wall for easy access. Then as the penis is ejaculating it is used as a piece of chalk to write math equations on the black woman.

Example:
She didn’t want me to do the chalkboard but I didn’t take no for an answer.

Chalkboard

by pSeUdOnYmduhhhhh on Jan 28, 2009 07:04:36

A term used to secretly tell one person that another seems to have bigger boobs then usual

Example:
"Dude, that girl is chalkboard today!!!"
"I noticed!!!"

chalkboarding

by Sally Mae 123 on Jun 18, 2010 01:02:04

When an ex- boyfriend or girlfriend constantly stalks and tries to find out every new detail of their former significant others life. They try to gather info from mutual friends, facebook, drive bys, etc... As if writing all of this info on a big chalkboard.

Example:
I wish my ex would quit chalkboarding me. He needs to get a life and quit stalking. Its over.

Nails on a chalkboard

by ComputerLover on May 05, 2020 03:25:11

(idiom) A sound that makes your ears bleed.

Example:
*plays an annoying song*

"This song is like nails on a chalkboard"

Dirty Chalkboard

by Tom on Jun 05, 2003 22:51:28

While having anal sex, the man removes his penis and draggs it accross a white wall.

Example:
What's that brown line on the wall from? It's from the Dirty Chalkboard I did last night.

Chalkboard Club

by Caleb Michaels on Nov 13, 2003 22:15:30

A club, usually underground at a school where people draw problems, incredible events, or stories out on a chalkboard and his co members help to solve them or entertain themselves from them.

Example:
We goin to Chalkboard Club today or what

DJ Chalkboard Alex

by The Original Agahnim on Jun 01, 2021 07:10:38

Also known as DJ Unpleasant. The guy that takes everyone's fun away.

Example:
Girls- Ewww, DJ Chalkboard Alex is here tonight, what an unpleasant suprise. Let's go somewhere else.

Guys- Well, the girls are gone, so are we. For some reason, our lives revolve around what females are doing, so like a herd of livestock, we will go where they go, since that is where the tits will be.

Nails to my chalkboard

by Colby.exe on Nov 30, 2018 08:18:02

A saying used to display a strong hate but worst than the word hate

Example:
Colby: you know that Ian kid, I took his girl and he’s really just the nails to my chalkboard.
Friend: yeah he’s a cunt

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