On My Grandma!!
When you run out of things or people to swear upon. In other words, When you know
you're lying but you already put it on God,
Your Momma, Yourself, Your Soul, Your Dad, Your Gang and all you have left is
your grandma. Poor Grandma, I bet you are scared of putting it on her, because you still live with her.
my grandma
by im mr.awesome man on Jan 02, 2021 02:31:40
Example:
boy: my grandma is the best in the whole world
other boy:
how so?
boy: she can get me any
snacks I want
other boy: wow thats soo cool
boy:
I know right!
My Grandma!
by the pizza guy on Feb 20, 2015 15:48:46
Call my grandma
by serum114 on Oct 31, 2010 14:16:10
My grandmas a turtle
by .Zero. on Apr 30, 2023 22:09:08
My Grandmas Muffins
by MrHornywetsoco on Dec 23, 2020 13:18:59
A Sexual Act where the couple strips their clothes and consume eachothers privates while on a family video call. While you eat the meat you
chew it up and
spit it around chanting “grandmas
muffins” over and over.
slap my grandma
by Lindsay Hamel on May 03, 2008 07:40:31
If my grandma had wheels
by Omri on Apr 28, 2005 06:30:03
A phrase which roots are the hebrew language. carries a very rough
mephistophelean/ironic fragrance.
It uses as a reply to a dumb/imaginary wish.
One may
add it his own 'punch'
bolting his uniqueness & individuality and also making the impact much bigger.
Example:
Example 1:
David: "Oh
simon, wouldnt it be great if we were able to fly?"
Simon: "Yeah...If my grandma had wheels..."
examles of a common expansion:
"If my grandma had wheels, she was a
motorcycle".
I ate my grandma
by Asleep123 on Apr 08, 2023 10:08:46
Two midgets and my grandma
by Psycosmoke on Apr 21, 2005 12:50:29