The Party of the United Kingdom whose policies include:



An whose ideology is generally considered to be . They care with great conviction about

, and have plans to scrap most of the nation's defences. They also have plans to raise taxes on... pretty much everyone.

Scientists have studied the Liberal Democrat Party for a number of years, and, after much investigation, have concluded that it's a bit like Labour, except, worse.

Who?

A collective noun for a group of moles.

Verb.

To Liberal Democrat is to throw all your beliefs and ideals out of the window in a desperate grab for power.

1. A person who has sold out their beliefs in the desperate persuit of political power. A barefaced, shameless liar.

2. A term of abuse for someone who has made a pledge and subsequently broken it.

Note: A notable 'liberal democrat' is British politician Nick Clegg who had presided over the destruction of his own political party known as the 'liberal democrats'.

See also: Tory facilitator, Conservative, Sell out, Liar, back-stabber, Trickster

One who knows more about what's good for you than you do. Generally defined as a college professor who never leaves campus but knows what it's like in the real world.... 2. A rich person who wants to tax everyone but themselves to give to the poor. i.e. Ted Kennedy, Hilary Clinton, Jimmy Carter

Silly single issue party in the United Kingdom. Always bang on about the war and are supported generally by the media, especially Channel 4 or the BBC.

This party claims to be nice people, however last year they stabbed their leader in the back who was reasonably successful, (by their standards). It emerged that one of the contenders was a closet homosexual who had been round all the rent boys in London, and another a bisexual who had previously denied his sexuality.

Thier policies comprise mainly of false sincerity and talking about Iraq. They also think that raising taxes is a good idea and want to let in as many assylum seekers as possible, make prisons more confortable and allow fellons to vote.

This party, as it is never going to be in government tries an "All things to All men" approach. This works amongst gullable people who can't choose between the two main parties in the UK.

They perform well in the West country, Mid Wales and Northern Scotland (ie obscure cut off parts of Britain)

Currently the third largest political party in the United Kingdom, who most people would vote for, if they thought they could win.

They are without a doubt the best party in British Politics, it's just a shame they haven't been elected yet, because clearly they'd sort out all of the problems if they were!