Maple Leaf

Covering your penis with maple syrup, and then smacking your partner in the face with it while groaning like a moose and making moose antlers with your hands over your head.



Maple Leafs
Toronto-based professional hockey team that has not won the Stanley Cup since 1967, sometimes abbreviated as Leafs." Also, a profound grammatical error.
Example:
1. "Maple Leafs denied Stanley Cup because of bad luck, lack of skill."

2. "You mean Leaves, right?" "Hell, no."


Maple Leafs
The Toronto Maple Leafs - A team only liked by loud mouth jabbers who know nothing about hockey. Saying 'Go Leafs Go' is easier then following hockey.

Hated by all fans everywhere, not neccesarily because of the team, but by the moronic fans that follow.
Example:
Person 1: Did you hear the leafs lost to buffalo again?
Person 2: Ya, what else is new
Person 1: Did you see all the douchebag leafs fans in bufflo thinking that the leafs had a chance when buffalo owns them every time?
Person 2: Ya, Leafs fans are douchbags
Hobo: Maple Leafs suck


Maple Leafs
One of the most hated teams in the NHL...if not in all sports. This hatred is spawned by jealousy only because the Toronto Maple Leafs, in fact are very well skilled and probably have the best team in the NHL to date! They continue to build their team, slowly but surely, and I guaruntee, they'll win the cup race!
Example:
"The Maple Leafs are going all the way boys!"


Maple Leafs
By far the stupidest team of all professional sports. Led by the biggest pussy, Mats Sundin, who has more gaps in his teeth than a picket fence and uses Gary Roberts penis as a toothpick. Alexander Mogilny looks on in jealousy. Their idiotic fans have been waiting 38 years for a Stanley Cup now. Meanwhile, Ottawa is slowly gaining more and more fans. CBC also rides on the Leafs' cock by showing their games, even on the west coast where people hate Ontario with a passion. Darcy Tucker is a jailhouse bitch.
Example:
The Maple Leafs traded Russ Courtnall for John Kordic. What a great deal!

The Maple Leafs like to trade their young prospects for broken old men.


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