the Stanley Cup

Hockey's Holy Grail.



the stanley cup
out of all the sports championships in the world...the stanley cup is the hardest to win. players must be in excellent physical and mental condition. Teams must advance through 4 grueling best-of-seven rounds to win the ultimate prize
Example:
the stanley cup is awarded to the winners of the playoffs. hockey fuckin rules.


Stanley Cupping
The act of holding a female above your head in Stanley Cup fashion after engaging in intercourse with her. After NHL players win the Stanley Cup, each player holds and kisses The Cup in a specific, triumphant manor. This may be achieved by inserting your left middle and ring finger into the female's mouth, inserting your right middle and ring finger into her vagina, hoisting her above your head, lowering her to your mouth and kissing her stomach.

Origin: University of Delaware, 2011
Example:
"Bro, I just Stanley Cupped that tiny bitch."

"Bro, I just Stanley Cupped that huge bitch."

"I felt like a winner after Stanley Cupping that bitch."


Stanley Cup
in connection with sexual intercourse the proverbial "Stanley Cup" is a Game within a mostly lesbian sexual act called Canada's History involving maple syrup as a lubricant. The winner of the "Stanley Cup" reiceves oral pleasuring from the losing parties.
Example:
Girl 1:
Why was Susan in such a good mood today?

Girl 2:
When we studied Canada's History last night Susan won the Stanley Cup and therefore we had to eat her out while licking all of the maple syrup off her cunt.


Stanley Cup
When a guy catches his own fart in his hand, and then gifts it to the face of his unsuspecting girlfriend or wife. Contrast with Buttercup, which is when the lucky guy gets the same treatment from his girl; she catches one of her own and gifts it to his face (a rarely performed but incredibly beautiful courting ritual).
Example:
Paul tenderly gave Sheila a Stanley Cup for their anniversary, catching his excrescence in his hand and covering her sleeping face until her eyes slowly opened wide in realization of his wonderfully thoughtful gift.


Stanley Cup Hangover
This is when the team that just won the Stanley cup has a rough start to the following season. Sometimes it lasts the whole season, but most of the time, such as with the Boston Bruins in 2011-2012, they get their game on in November and December.
Example:
The Boston Bruins started off the 2011-12 season 3-7, but they have overcome their Stanley Cup Hangover


Ottawa Stanley Cups
10 in total, won in the 1902/03, 1903/04, 1904/05, 1905/06 seasons making the Ottawa Senators the first Stanley cup dynasty team. cups were also won in the 1908/09, 1910/11, 1919/20, 1920/21, 1922/23, 1926/27 season. Often ignored by Leafs fans in thier illogical arguments about how Toronto is some how better.
Example:
Leafs Fan - Leafs are better then Ottawa, you guys have never even won a cup
Sens Fan - actualy there are 10 Ottawa Stanley Cups
Leafs Fan - those don't count
Sens Fan - well those Sens are about as related to our franchise as the 1967 Leafs are related to the clowns who wear the Leafs jersey today, also when was the last time you made the playoffs
Leafs Fan - ... ummm Sens suck
Sens Fan - Original


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