Master Oogway

The legendary sigma turtle that speaks only the truth“ONLY WHEN A MOSQUITO LANDS ON YOUR BALLS WILLYOU TRULY UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF SOLVING A PROBLEM WITHOUT VIOLENCE” -Master Oogway“IF SHE LEAVES YOU FOR ANOTHER YOU SHALL GO FOR HER MOTHER, IF YOU CANT GET HER MOTHER GO FOR HER BROTHER, IF SHE HAS NO BROTHER HELP HER MOTHER” -Master Oogway



Master Oogway
The highest of beings that made no accidents.
Example:
"there are no accidents" -Master Oogway


Master Oogway
The god that saved us all and evaporated instead of dying like a normal turtle because he's that cool.
Example:
Master Oogway: ah, my time has come


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