guided missiles
A word derived from the expressions used in
Jersey Shore such as "grenade" "bomb" and "tank". It is used to describe when an ugly ass girl starts to like you due to unintentionally giving her the wrong message by being
too nice, friendly etc... A very unwanted situation indeed. The name is derived from the fact that like an actual
guided missile the girl starts to follow you around, flirt with you etc.
Guided Missile
by bigtones on Jan 14, 2005 10:25:15
When a girl's giving
you head, and right before you come, you take your dick out of her mouth,
tunnel your hand around the head of your penis and
plaster her nose.
Guided Missiles
by Sick F*ck on Aug 10, 2003 18:18:08
Example:
Man. I have never laughed so hard as I did when CNN showed pictures of the blown up peoples
grieving families. All sad 'n' shit,
slappin themselves about just because another
guided missile found its target. Luck they were arabs or someone might get upset.
Guided missile
by SaniElet on Mar 27, 2021 14:05:39
A form of
assisted masturbation for a female during which she grabs her male partner's index finger (he may retract the other fingers of that hand into a fist) and uses it to penetrate herself and rub her clitoris for as long as is necessary for her to cum. It is crucial that the male partner be entirely passive, except for keeping his finger rigid and straight, in the form of a missile. A variant of the
guided missile is the full
first strike, which entails the use of 3 or more fingers.