pee split

A trick unwittingly performed by buttpounders when a doodoo molecule blocks the standard pee flow creating two separate streams that can wreak havoc on any toilet.



split pee
the separation of piss into two or more strands due to a little piece of hair or lent on the hole of your dick, which causes you to miss the toilet
Example:
Tyrone: Damn man, why is da floor wet? And why do it smell lik piss in her?

DaMarcus: Yo, man bad b, i had split pee dis mornin.


split pee
phenomenon that occurs when you fail to urinate (usually due to passing out from all the booze) after sex and before going to bed. the following morning you wake up with spare amounts of dried up jism in your piss tube. unsuspectingly, you go stand over the toilet. out come the piss and it parts like a snake's tongue, usually totally missing the bowl.
Example:
after picking up some girl from last night's bar trip, I woke up this morning with some serious split pee that went all over Lee's bathroom wall.


Split Pee Soup
The condition of having your pee split into two or three directions as a result of having sperm sticking the end of your penis partially shut. Usually happens when you wake up in the morning after having sex
Example:
I woke up after banging that pooh butt last night and when I went to piss I had split pee soup everywhere.


split pees
Meaning Pussy. If pee pee is the equivalent to a penis, then split pee pee is the equivalent to a vagina.
Example:
Remember to eat your split pees.


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