split pee
by pooma on Mar 02, 2010 06:12:41
the
separation of piss into two or more strands due to a
little piece of hair or
lent on the hole of your dick, which causes you to miss the toilet
Example:
Tyrone: Damn man, why is da floor wet? And why do it smell lik piss in her?
DaMarcus: Yo, man
bad b, i had split pee dis
mornin.
split pee
by joelm on Nov 11, 2005 22:39:12
phenomenon that occurs when you fail to urinate (usually due to passing out from all the booze) after sex and before going to bed. the following morning you wake up with spare amounts of dried up jism in your
piss tube. unsuspectingly, you go
stand over the toilet. out come the piss and it parts like
a snake's tongue, usually totally missing the bowl.
Example:
after picking up some girl from
last night's bar trip, I woke up this morning with some serious split pee that went all over
Lee's bathroom wall.
Split Pee Soup
by Jack Goff on Oct 08, 2007 02:04:31
The condition of having your
pee split into two or three
directions as a result of having sperm sticking the end of your penis
partially shut. Usually happens when you wake up in the morning after having sex