envelope

An ancient device to keep paper internets safe when transferring information at 3 to 5 bits per hour across the Earth.



envelope
A sexual technique where the penis is licked from one end to the other, along the side, with rapid tongue movement similar to licking an envelope.

Similar to corn on the cob, but the lips are not pressed to the penis.
Example:
Before she blew me last night, she did the harmonica, the ice cream cone, and the envelope on my cock


Envelope
A overly skinny, pale, white female. Most likely a scenester, but exceptions do apply (see Ellen Page).
Example:
Me: "Man, i got a cellular text message from Rebecca"
Friend: "Oh, is that so? Do you plan on having sexual intercourse with her?"
Me: "No sir, that bitch is a total envelope"


Envelopment
The act of a female putting her vagina on a males penis.
Envelopment is usually done during intercourse but can also be a form of rape.
Example:
Sam watched as his girlfriend enveloped his penis with her vagina and began to thrust.
The envelopment felt good.


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