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Maternal

For a long penis wiener to insert in the vagina to create a annoying ass brat

maternal fornicator

by vernon dutton on Jan 20, 2004 21:13:36

polite way of addressing sombody as a "motherfucker"

Example:
Which one of you Maternal Fornicators took my Bible?

Maternal Autocrat

by Bill Shakesbeer on Oct 17, 2019 04:18:28

A woman with supreme power to make rules, laws and guide lines for her subjects that she herself does not have to follow

Example:
I'm seven years old, and I want to watch TV, play Nintendo and drink soda, but the "Maternal Autocrat" which oversees my daily activities denies me the oppurtunity to create balance in my life through leisure and freedom.

Maternal Support

by xX_Chromosones_Xx on Dec 04, 2018 09:41:00

Something I don’t have

Example:
*I proceed to shed a single tear over my lack of maternal support*

Maternal-Paparazzi

by bigsky on Mar 09, 2009 07:52:32

A mother (or father: see paternal-paparazzi) that always takes photos or movies of her kids no matter what they are doing.

Example:
That mother is always taking pictures of her kids at the park like she is a member of the maternal-paparazzi.

maternal unit

by LaDeena on Jul 05, 2009 04:51:16

The female body that gave birth to a person who chooses not to recognize that female as their mother for whatever reason. A disowned biological mother.

Example:
Jennifer isn't my mother. She's the maternal unit that happened to give birth to me.

Maternal Blindness

by prfctlyflwd on Mar 12, 2013 00:16:20

Truly believing your ugly child is the best looking kid on the planet.

Example:
"Sara certainly has maternal blindness with her newest addition that baby is uglier than sin but she keeps bragging about how cute it is what is she thinking?"

maternity leave

by zedude on May 01, 2009 03:21:35

A period of time where the woman takes advantage of the fact that shes a woman and gets paid for not showing up to work. Don't ask why, or else risk being branded as woman hater by feminists.

Example:
RationalDude: Maternity leave is basically a paid vacation, thats why its controversial.

Feminist: What? You have something against maternity leave? You must be RACIST...I mean uh SEXIST! You hate women! You're a rapist! You beat your wife every night don't you?

RationalDude: I don't hate women and I'm not married yet...

Feminist: DOWN WITH MEN!!

RationalDude: *shakes head* whatever

maternal death

by Braska Spira on Sep 24, 2003 11:22:04

The act or fact of a woman dying in childbirth, especially by pregnancy-related complications

Example:
Sierra Leone has the highest rate of maternal death, which is 1,800 maternal deaths for every 100,000 live births. Afghanistan has the second highest rate of maternal death, which is 1,700 maternal deaths for every 100,000 live births. The United States has a rate of 12 maternal deaths for every 100,000 live births.

Maternal Beverage

by Fifi Le Fume on Sep 15, 2008 23:07:56

booby milk, milk that comes from your mums tits!

Example:
Mother may I please have some of your tasty maternal beverage

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