hemorrhoid Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

hemorrhoid

Slang for someone who is tailgating you in a very annoying fashion.

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by Poster Nutbag on Jun 07, 2003 04:18:02

An irate little man that pops out of your butthole and screams at you to stop grunting and wiping your ass so hard. He also punishes you for eating Mcdonalds everyday and drinking a case of beer every night.
But since most people get them it's probably just from having an enormous network of pulsating veins at the end of your poopshoot.

Example:
Aiiiiieee !!! The little man is back. He screamed at me for sneezing while I was taking a dump.

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by Darius Janeway on Apr 19, 2003 04:55:21

80% of the US population is likely to experience hemorrhoids at some point in their lives. It's pretty damn painful.

Example:

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by alisha on Nov 30, 2002 14:54:06

An itching of the bum or painful mass of diolated veins in swollen butthole tissue. Blood or mucus is most likely discharged

Example:
That fatty fatty boom batty over there has hemorrhoids and is bleeding out of his anus and he wants you to touch it!!

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by buck_futter_jr on Jun 20, 2003 10:08:18

hem-roydz

a varicose condition of the external or internal rectal veins causing painful swellings at the anus. Syn: piles.

Origin
G. haimorrhois, pl. haimorrhoides, veins likely to bleed, fr. haima, blood, + rhoia, a flow

"a pain in the ass"---OR my ex-wife

Example:
I need to go buy some more Preparation-H, my hemorrhoid wants more alamony

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by Krazy K on Dec 22, 2002 14:55:28

a synonym for anus boils

Example:
That guys has a serious case of hemorrhoids! I'm talking those anus boils were falling out of his ass all over the place!

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by A giant sinkhole on Jul 18, 2006 08:00:53

what Cheney and Bush are... one big pain in the a**...

Example:
Man stop being such a hemorrhoid!!

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by Charles Fina, Fort Wayne, IN on Apr 01, 2011 01:08:45

an ass vein blowout that happens when you sneeze, cough, fart and burp (a.k.a. "snoughfurp") at the same time.

Example:
I snoughfurped on the couch last night, and now I have a hemorrhoid.

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by Phuqit on Nov 23, 2011 00:35:04

1) noun: A swollen varicose vein in or around the anus, rectum or sigmoid colon;
2) adjective: A person who's both useless, and a major pain in the ass, in the most obnoxious of ways. They fall beneath the level of "asshole," because an asshole has some function, at least. A hemorrhoid just gets in the way of your life and causes pain for no reason.

Example:
1) I can't sit at all due to this golf-ball of a hemorrhoid in my ass.
2) Jeff is just a total hemorrhoid, that useless shitsack of a dickweed.

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by dhar woman on Jul 08, 2022 06:51:34

Swollen veins in or outside the anus

Example:
that dude is a hemorrhoid

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