Mathing

The act of using math in real life.



Math
Math is like an STD, it starts out as just a pain, but then it festers into this horrible disease which you can't even understand let alone do anything about.
Example:
A) Elementary School: This adding shit is easy, but annoying as fuck
B) Middle School: Ugh equations n shit, man this is so much worse than elementary school
c) High School: Fuck man, all this trigonometry, sin cos bullshit, polar coordinates and shit, this pretty hard
d) College: WTF, FUCK THIS STUPID CALCULUS FINDING THE THIRD INTEGRAL OF A IMPLICIT FUNCTION FUCK THAT I DON'T GET SHIT FUCK
e) Advanced College: MAN I THOUGHT CALC WAS BAD, FUCK THIS LINEAR ALGEBRA, VECTORS IN THE 8th DIMENSION SHIT MAN, AT LEAST CALC I COULDS SEE WHAT THE FUCK I WAS DOING, NOW I'm JUST FUCK A NUMBER IN THE ASS AND THEN SOMEHOW FIGURING OUT SOME OTHER GAY SHIT
d) Graduate School and Beyond: This theoretical physics man... this ain't even math.. all I'm doing is making up some shit, using a couple numbers and getting paid, if only I had known math was going to be this easy before.


maths
The only science that truly saves lives .
Example:
Student : Why do we study maths ???
Teacher : Mathematics saves lives .
Student : How is that ?
Teacher : It keeps stupid people like you from getting to medical school .


Math
"Everyone's favorite subject"

- Baldi
Example:
Baldi's basics is actually way more mathematical than one is led to think: unless you develop some sick strategy to collect the notebooks, you're doomed. Those baby math questions in notebooks are there just to show you how lame a math teacher Baldi really is.


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