Mattey

Matteis is a pretty chill guy. He’s always got loads of bitches on the go, but rumour has it that it’s all thanks to his sexy porn-stache and astounding height of 5’4”. You’ll probably catch him long boarding on an adventure to a local restaurant to surprise a friend. If you have a Matteis, you should keep them. They’re rare and always a great time.



Matteis
Matteis is 6’4” and has an outstandingly large dick.
Example:
Matteis is so sexy, look at how big his cock is😃


mattey
A beautiful girl with golden hair and big blue eyes. A few freckles littered on her nose and laughs a lot. She's been screwed over by her "best friend" and lives with her dad and stepmom. She may have one or two little siblings. And she's fun to be around and easy to become friends with.
Example:
Wow I love hanging around her she's such a mattey!


Harrison mattey
My ex boyfriend. Don’t ever date him. Purely bc he’s ugly
Example:
Ew I hate Harrison mattey


mattei
Mattei is a unique name. Most often the person that anyone can go to for anything. Mattei’s hold a lot of passion for people and anything. They often play drums and pick up girls very easily. So watch out for Mattei’s, they’ll steal your girl. Mattei’s often date girls with names that start with k. So if your name starts with a k and you find a mattei, keep him.
Example:
Mattei is gonna steak your girl!!


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