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grape smugglers

Grape Smugglers are very small speedo trunks which hug the bollocks of the male wearer in a manner which makes it seem that they are "smuggling grapes" between their legs.Often seen on European, particularly French, males.

grape smugglers

by WEEZEL on Feb 16, 2003 09:26:25

men in speedos

Example:
those guys are grape smugglers

grape smugglers

by elektronen on Aug 30, 2011 08:26:03

An item of male clothing, usually very tight pants, i.e. those worn by rodeo fans; or Speedo trunks, that leave very little to the imagination when it comes to 'the package'.

Example:
You need the shield-sized belt buckle to offset the risk of a direct hit when wearing grape smugglers.

Grape Smuggler

by grizzt69 on Mar 29, 2003 09:03:13

When a man wears pants that are to tight, or pulled up so high that each of his testes have been split and bulge out, one to the left, and one to the right.

Example:
Check it out, louis anderson is smuggling grapes.

grape smuggler

by D. Lishus Thigh on Apr 02, 2010 12:02:03

A man in a Speedo.

Example:
Even on a trip to an American beach, you can count on seeing at least one grape smuggler.

grape smuggler

by Senorvee on Dec 05, 2007 11:25:50

A man who wears his pants too tight, giving the appearance that he's carrying grapes in his crotch. Also someone who proudly wears a speedo.

Example:
Check out the grape smuggler coming down the beach.

Grape-Smugglers

by THOR on Oct 16, 2004 04:13:32

Definition: A tight piece of clothing for the lower body (usually a speedo) that clearly displays the male genetalia.

Derivation: From the stealing of vintage grapes in the vinyards of France. Theives would steal grapes in their pockets.

Example:
That dirty shitehawk with the Skank ho bitch whore is wearing grape-smugglers.

Grape Smuggler

by Beckw/ on Aug 01, 2008 22:06:09

A man who elects to wear tight pants which are pulled up very high especially in the front. The high, tight pants causes the gentleman's genitalia to resemble two grapes being stowed in the crotch of the trousers .

Example:
Look at this grape smuggler, you can see his bag right trough his wranglers.

Grape Smugglers

by Hdrihner11 on Oct 02, 2015 07:24:38

Extremely tight, and uncomfortable, underwear that closely hold your balls in place.

Example:
My new underwear are seriously tight on my balls. I think I bought some grape smugglers.

GRAPE SMUGGLER

by blep bloop on May 02, 2011 05:10:39

When a male inserts a multitude of grapes into the anus of a female as she is sleeping post-coitus, so that when the woman awakes to defaecate, she will be thoroughly surprised by the large number of whole grapes that exit her at rapid speed; which proves a very effective distraction in order for the male to escape his one-night-stand.

Example:
"dude i totally pulled the GRAPE SMUGGLER last night"
(flashback)

*door to restroom closes*
*toilet lid raises*
PLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPSPLAASH!!!!!!!!

"well that's rather queer..."

*front door closes*

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