BMW

"Bavarian Motor Works"or "Bayerische Motoren Werke"



BMW
German automobile maker world renown for performance sedans. they practically invented them. ///M models are notorious for going like a porsche and sticking like a lotus. a german mentality and fury burns within their engineers hearts that allows for amazing results without the use of forced induction.
Example:
"ah no son!! the lambo just got smoked by a family sedan!"


BMW
Possibly the greatest luxury car make.
German, Bayerische Motoren Werke, or in English, Bavarian Motor Works.
Cars in most categories, excluding vans of any sort.
Example:
Man! look at that new BMW M5!
That BMW kicks Mercedes' ass.


BMW
1. Car Company that during the second world war made aeroplane engines. Now have a selection of top of the range cars
2. Black Mans Willy
Example:
1. Mums got a BMW!
2. Dads got another BMW!


BMW
Stands for Bavarian Motor Works. Quite possibly the best auto manufacturer. BMW combines luxury, performance,and prestige to create what is well known as "the ultimate driving machine". These high end cars are often driven by affluent, upper-crust americans who appreciate fine quality and workmanship.
Example:
He sped out of the parking lot in his BMW coupe and made a lasting impression on the witnesses.


BMW
As you know, the Ultimate Driving Machine. BMW's combine top performance with quality, to an extreme that no other car manufacture can surpas.

Mercedes-Benz is just BMW's slightly older brother. For the best results, own a Mercdes and a BMW for different moods.
Example:
Example 1: (on PA Turnpike)

David: Wow! Did you see that 2005 M5 just rape that 2005 Corvette? How did it do that?

Evan: That's BMW's exquisite enginering. No Jap-crap or American-shit can touch that $80,000 work of art.

Example 2: (10pm/Wawa parking lot)

Jerry: Yo man, you tryin to race me in my just jerked off in 1999 Honda Civic Si? I just got this new multi-colored body kit, and this new exhaust tip thats 1ft in diameter! My shit is set-up.

Evan: Absolutely, you know my stock 1999 BMW M3 will leave your jap-crap in the dust.

Jerry: Yeah right, im gonna send your car right back to Mexico.

Evan: No Jerry, thats where your car was made, mine is pure German.


BMW
Body Made Well- A girl with a super hot hard body. Nice rack and legs.

Or BMW- Bavarian Motor Works- luxury car company centered around the sporty lifestyle that produces a fine array of high quality vehicles.
Example:
Check out that BMW.

I'm going to buy a new m5.


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