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Messer

Irish slang for a person who jokes around a lot. Often used by parents to their kids, or between friends. Non-derogatory, usually said in good humour.

Messer

by wheelieonline on Apr 25, 2009 22:48:18

Irish slang for a sloppy or messy person; someone who fails to take things seriously; a hopeless amateur, a gobdaw.

Example:
Him: I've made us dinner, except the steak is burnt and the potato is cold and the gravy tastes like washing-up liquid. Hope you don't mind.

Her: You are an awful fecking messer, so you are.

Messer

by Danii Danger on Oct 15, 2011 09:31:46

The hardest mother fuckers you will ever meet. Known to kick doors down, and known for huge penis'. They can and will find you and kill you if you fuck with their family. The main people you don't want to get into an argument with, because you will lose. They take kicking ass to the next level.

Example:
Cincinnati Messer fuck shit up

Messer

by JordanRoyalHills on Dec 08, 2016 19:53:05

Someone who says they'll do something but never follows through. Time waster

Example:
Ste: I'm gona buy a van for winter
J: here's a white one, sprinter
Ste: nah has to be silver
J: OK, here's a silver one. Perfect

Ste: high milage
J: ok here's a silver one, low milage, VW crafter
Ste: nah needs to be sprinter.

J: OK I've found a low milage, silver sprinter.

Ste: Think I might get a car instead.

J: You're a fucking Messer you lad!

Messer

by Mack10 on May 12, 2006 19:59:32

A Messer is someone who cuts off their pubic hair, rolls it in paper, and then offers it to others to smoke. Originating from its inventors surname who famously filmed the first ever successful "Mess"

Example:
"I dont care if he is a Messer, he just gave me a fag....."

Messer

by Big Noot on Apr 10, 2019 02:06:15

Messer is that one handsome fucker that always wears a tropical themed shirt on Tuesday’s, and acts generally pleasant. Most people think he’s a nut case, but is actually quite sweet, while still being a nut case.

Example:
Person 1: What day is it?
Person 2: Since Messer is wearing another Hawaiian shirt, I’d say it’s Tuesday.
Person 1: He still does that?
Person 2: Sadly

Messere

by vinniemash on Nov 27, 2011 17:49:26

An Italian masterpiece. Angelic. The most gorgeous man who ever lived.

Example:
"Lord Messere we're not worthy! We're not worthy!". The Great Messere replies "You're worthy, you're worthy, get up".

messer

by xsue on Apr 30, 2020 03:57:33

mitch grassi's solo project

Example:
'messer is gonna perform on zoom today!!!!'

messere

by dave boring on Jul 21, 2011 23:42:12

Rebel without a cause. Leading change. A person feared yet admired.

Example:
That Messere does what she wants when she wants to do it. She scares the shit out of me, gotta admire her for it though.

Leah Messer

by trickbiatch on Feb 09, 2012 06:41:34

A trashy redneck slore of MTV 'fame'.

Example:
OMG, did you see Teen Mom 2 last night? That redneck slore, Leah Messer admitted she cheated on The Woodchuck, Corey AGAIN!

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