Mexican Ass

A Prehistoric Donkey (4-legged hoofed animal) from the southwest or south of the border. Fossilized Remains of it were discovered by archaeologists at or near the La Brea Tar Pits.



Mexican Ass
When your ass crack gets all slimy, sweaty and stinky because you didn't wipe good enough.
Example:
I took a shit this morning and went to the gym. Now I need to wipe because I have Mexican Ass.


mexican ass gasket
A good old fashion Mexican Ass Gasket is when the stall you happen to be going #2 in is out of Ass Gaskets so you have to use the rim of your sombrero (by tearing off the top) as an Ass Gasket.
Example:
Ignacio in an act of desperation used his sombrero as a Mexican Ass Gasket in the toilet stall.


Mexican Ass Fountain
Initial steady stream of shit disbursed through the anus ( usually accompanying sever anal burning) whilst on the toilet after a hefty meal of Mexican food.
Example:
"I was so sick after I ate five tacos at that Mexican restaurant, talk about a Mexican Ass Fountain!


fine ass mexican guy
1. (n.) An irresistibly gorgeous latino.

2. (n.) A dude that takes your breath away when a half-cocked smile graces his luscious lips a.k.a. a 'Pac Moment'.

3. (n.) Joe from Texas.
Example:
1. "I met this FINE ASS MEXICAN GUY in the parking lot and DAMN i had a 'Pac-Moment' cuzz he took my breath away.... "
2. "I met Joe from Texas & he so hot that I was stupefied. I tripped over my stilettos tryina give him my digits!"


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