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layup

an easy score. an uncontested basket.

layup

by pizzozo on Oct 29, 2004 00:52:33

1) How to describe the action you take when you had way too many drinks the night before and don't want to go to work/school.

Example:
Holyfuckingshitman, i am layup today. I think I had about 23 beers last night, but I kinda lost count after #14.

layup

by tahutoa on Feb 04, 2020 01:46:25

A word for when you are faced with a certain predicament that must be worked around-- more specifically, a situation that is part impasse, part dilemma. It is an event or other such obstruction that prevents you from achieving a certain goal that usually must be puzzled out in some form or another. Good for situations where words like puzzle would be appropriate, but specifically the kind of puzzle to be found in Zelda games.

Not to be confused with holdup, which is a situation that by most definitions is a conundrum that cannot be solved through one's own power. Also not to be confused with laidup, which is to be incapacitated (usually through sickness or injury), though it is related.

Example:
Sorry I'm late, I had a bit of a layup on my way here: traffic was seriously backed up on 43rd, so I had to find another way 'round.

LAYUPS

by DigDug on Mar 07, 2004 01:50:13

Side tracks where trains are parked overnight and on weekends. Initally used to refer to subway layups, but now can refer to freight-train layups.

Example:
Layup are your friend.

That Layup

by JesusShuttlesworth23 on Aug 17, 2012 08:45:05

Verb; the unexpected and rather irritating occurrence, usually while playing NBA 2k, when a player on the court performs a horrendous attempt at a layup. The player will jump straight up with no body movement or attempt to put the ball in the basket, just jumping into a defender in front of him and missing by clanging it off the back rim, or rolling around it until finally it comes out.

Example:
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT BULLSHIT SHOT? IT NEVER GOES IN!"

"hahahahaha you did that layup."

Layup

by squints6969 on Nov 08, 2011 23:00:07

When its getting towards closing time, and everyone's cocked, you look over to the other side of the bar and that girl thats drooling drunk... yeah, she's a layup. At this point, she'll go home with anyone with a pulse. No extra effort needed, easy layup.

Example:
Mike: its gettin late man
Steve: You're hopeless Mike, at this point, layup's your only option.
Mike: Yeah, i need a layup and i need one yesterday. oh thank god, theres Welma! She'll do.

Layups McGee

by Yung Johnny on Oct 25, 2011 12:07:15

Someone who's elbow crosses the end of the table on a beer pong shot.

Example:
"Watch the elbow on Layups McGee over there. He's practically dunking that shit."

Layup Hoes

by pseudo this on Mar 25, 2011 23:53:10

the girl at the bar/club that you know you can get with but you just might keep her on ice in case you see a finer girl. like in basketball, a layup is the easiest shot, a three point buzzer beater is the hardest, layup hoes are easy.

Example:
damn man those layup hoes were trippin last night when they said they were choosy and had class, we all know we get it in once and done-ski

College layup

by #1ABF on Jul 18, 2018 07:54:21

When you slap the backboard after the ball leaves your hand.

Example:
Hey, wanna do some college layups and work on our hops?

Flirt Layup

by Elliot Lockhart on Dec 07, 2008 01:29:23

When someone creates an easy opportunity for you to flirt, either with them or someone else.

Example:
This example was in response to a boy telling a girl to switch her display language to "Pirate" in Facebook:

The ball is passed from the girl:

"Ok I am going to try to be a pirate. I am excited, does this mean that I might get some booty??"

the Flirt Layup:

"booty? You don'ts needs whats you already gots! ar-ar-ar!"

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