fret
a marker on the neck of a guitar showing where to press down the string to produce the desired note.
fret
frettings
Example:
I spent so much time considering all possibilities for who to share information with on Facebook and finally reset all my frettings
I spent so much time considering all possibilities for who to share information with on Facebook and finally reset all my frettings
Don't fret
Example:
Person-I TOLD YOU TO STAY HOME AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM!
you- Don't fret, Mom, I'll just cancel all my plans for today.
Person-I TOLD YOU TO STAY HOME AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM!
you- Don't fret, Mom, I'll just cancel all my plans for today.
fret lobster
Example:
"if you have your heart set on playing it in E flat, you could always just use a fret lobster"
"if you have your heart set on playing it in E flat, you could always just use a fret lobster"
Fret One
Fret one is a term coined by Saskatoon band Stallions in reference to the way a guitar is played during an extra heavy section of music. In order to produce a more dissonant sound, the guitarist plays chugs while holding the low E string down on the first fret. In order for it to sound correct the low E string must be drop-tuned to a D.
Examples of bands that have fret ones: Stallions, Blind Witness, Strangers and A Textbook Tragedy.
Examples of bands that have fret ones: Stallions, Blind Witness, Strangers and A Textbook Tragedy.
Example:
"Fuuuuck, that fret one made the breakdown balls heavy."
"If Slipknot played on fret one they'd be the perfect band."
"Fuuuuck, that fret one made the breakdown balls heavy."
"If Slipknot played on fret one they'd be the perfect band."
Up the fret
‘Up the fret’ is used in place of words like stressed, annoyed or anxious. It originated in Melbourne Australia and is a reference to the fret board of a guitar as well as the word fretful. How ‘up the fret’ (stressed) you are is quantifiable by placing a number between 1-24 after the phrase (fret 1 being almost completely relaxed)
Example:
Example 1: Dude... I’m so up the fret right now. That guy just pissed in my living room.
Example 2: AHHHH!!! I just missed my flight by like 2 minutes! I’m easily at fret 20!
Example 1: Dude... I’m so up the fret right now. That guy just pissed in my living room.
Example 2: AHHHH!!! I just missed my flight by like 2 minutes! I’m easily at fret 20!
fretting elephant
When a dude fucks a fat chick and never calls her back. She sits at home wondering when he will call her. It never happens. Ever.
Example:
Dude. I think I got a fretting elephant on my hands. She wont stop calling me.
Yeah dude. She needs to take the hint.
I won't ever call her back.
Dude. I think I got a fretting elephant on my hands. She wont stop calling me.
Yeah dude. She needs to take the hint.
I won't ever call her back.