The Angry Dragon

when you bitch is giving you head, slam the back of her head into you so her eyes get red, (the angry part), then shoot your load up her nose, so the cum runs down her nose and it looks the the mustache of a dragon.



angry dragon
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
Example:
I gave your mom an angry dragon last night!


the angry dragon
when a man is getting head from his bitch. then once he blows his load in her mouth he hits the back of her head and it blows out of her nose.
Example:
"jonny pulled off the angry dragon on little jenny when she was done giving him head. she had his load coming out of his nose, and a bruise on her head."


Angry Dragon
You’ve been abstinent for over a week, swollen and aroused you stand as your mistress genuflects

before you and takes you all in, deep in. You cum in endless waves, faster than your mistress can

swallow. The cum now flows out both of her nostrils; the path of least resistance; eyes watering she

suddenly blows it out, splashing cum in puddles over the concrete floor; now leaving her with a

sensation in the nasal passage akin to involuntarily snorting salt water.
Example:
OMG I think I just cummed through my nose like an angry dragon!


Angry Dragon
While a girl is sucking you off, right as you are about to cum, you grab hold of her head and pull her mouth as far onto your cock as possible. She proceeds to gag from the cock unexpectedly being rammed down her throat, but since your cock is blocking her air passage, her cough (and your cum) exit through her nose. The cum dripping out of both of the girl’s nostrils, resembles a dragon’s snout - and after pulling a stunt like this, you can be sure she's going to be an angry one.
Example:
I pulled an Angry Dragon on that slut I hooked up with last night.

I dare you to do the Angry Dragon on that chick if you end up going back to her place tonight.


angry dragon
A phenomenon that occurs during the act of fellatio, identified by the forceful exit of male ejaculate via the giving partner's nostrils.

Ed. A popular but dangerous misconception is that this phenomenon is caused by aggressive acts, such as striking, gagging, or causing the giving partner to choke. Actually, it is caused by placement of the penile head against the roof of the giver's mouth, toward the back of the throat, in such a manner that the male ejaculate is deflected up into the nasal passages.
Example:
Honey, you looked like an angry dragon!


angry dragon
Pretty much a dangerous move, as describe by others, without a caveat.
Example:
I read about the Angry Dragon in the Urban Dictionary and it sounded great, but when I jammed my cock down her throat, she bit it off, and then while I was writhing on the floor in agony, she stuck it up my ass. Then she and four of her friends beat the shit out of me. I just got out of the hospital this morning.


Angry Dragon
most of the other definitions are close but not quite right. the real definition is a chick is giving you head and when she goes to swallow your load you judo chop her in the throat making her choke on the cum and it shoots out her nose, also making her angry. the hit in the head definitions are confused with donkey punch and the punch in the stomach is from louisville slugger. the one where you shove your cock down her throat as you nut is the snowy or snow dragon which also shoots the nut out her nose. both really work if done right.
Example:
i gave jen an angry dragon when she was smoking my pole lastnight.


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